ok theres a scottish man an english man and an irish man (meant to all be stupid) and they are captured by tha germans in a war,they are told they can get anything as there final wish bfore they are executed,so tha englishman asks for enuff alcohol to last for a month,tha scottishman asks for drugs to last him a month,and tha irishmn asks for enuff cigarettes to last a month,anyways 2 weeks later tha germans go check on tha hostages,they look in tha englishmans cell and he's drank himself to death,they check tha scot's and he has over dosed and is also dead,then they check on tha irishman and he say "Got a light"