I say fuck the shit that you say like I was boning a mime...
the holy devine mind is right here drinkin a Corona with lime...
stoner sublime the drunken wordz will show in due time...
blow a few mindz when my only 2 handz can show you 2 ninez...

subliminal thoughts I spread sickness from bars...
like a criminal caught with genital warts
while being inflicted with SARS...

it's like I'm spittin' from Mars cause my rhymez are out of this world...
I speak drunken wisdom as you pout and you hurl while I shout at ya girl...(holla!!!!!!)

when I would fight...
in school someone would alwayz break it up after I brought out the pick and the knife...
I'm almost as sick as ya wife...
when she pulls ya pants down and starts lickin' ya pipes..(HOE!!!!!!)
when I was in school I slept more in class than I did in the night...
when I battle as soon as I'm grippin' the mic
the crowds like "damn..this shit isn't right"...

get out of my way before I'm forced to spit out of my tre...
just sit down and be gay...
shit...ya might as well join a circus...you'll get clowned anyway...

son...you wanna step...I can do this all day...
my stage presence(presents) is more visible
than Santa Claus on Broadway...
I'm slick enough to rob in broad day...
and still nobody found me at first...
they thought that I was just gay...
cause I got away with walkin' around with a purse...

when I said that I was the best to step it was believable...
but Albert Einstein'z idea of an MC squared was inconceivable...

just a lil' late night/early morning off the dome piece ya know...