man lilkdogg, you taking up my time
so let me hit u with simple rymme
that its something you cant do
up in da club homes allways shot at you,
you a faker, a coward, ya they know how you are
do even tell me that u rapin hard
flow against the man man and you'll get disscard
now one last thing i gots to do is say
"fuck you and try another day"

My flows are faster and I'm quick to blast ya, disaster master
who the fuck is this bastard? I'm so "ILL" i'm a fucking health hazard/
this kats bitch made, I'm bout slap this kat like 6 ways
Like Kay Slay, I bring "drama" on any given sunday!/
U reppin Sacramento with only half the mentals
you couldn't even ride the beat on a track with no instrumentals/
You reside in the 916, I'mma find you quick
I'mma line your lips wid more "blue" shit than hypnotiq's!/

whoa!

DisasterMaster! and you a newb! You go home for lunch and suck on mommy's booby! Oh yeah damn i said it again! LKD and i'm back and i'm bout to win! Forget my battles, forget my open mic! Mothafucka you don't rap all you do is bite! When I come through you best step aside, but all you do is mothafuckin dickride! Damn! now you can't say shit! you a newb bitch get off my dick!

YO! Shut up yo! put ya mouth on lock! Don't be mad at my ass cuz i won't give you my cock! All Y'all yo this dude is gay and i've already spoke my peace bout B2K! Oh i busted on you go tell ya parent, and dude if i'm white, bitch you'd be transparent!

fuck u

ekul what the fuck is ya problem
are you a retard or just that dumb
posting on RB boards but not rapping
are you still sucking tits on your mom
you got two post under your belt
both come from critiquing other rappers
do the whole RB world a favor dog
shut up you damn booty chatter
you gone post fuck you or some shit
but who gives a damn but what you say
cause fake no lyrics havin hoes
never get no play.

Michael Corleone, you must think you the Godfather,
Well I'm here to tell that this kid's a lot hotter,
Your preschool raps, who gives two craps,
The sad part is that's probably the best shit you spat,
Try and step up your game, you gone have to do better,
I don't hate you, I like you, you make my raps look better

Enygma sorry bro but I just had your mum
If you see her later tell her that I want my gun
Check inside her pussy I shot her clit for fun, no?
Fuck that then but I really want my ninja sword
She got bored, fucked it and ended up in the emergency ward
So if it's still in her somewhere, anywhere at all
do me a favor don't be at all hesitent to call
There's should be a weapon for everyday on my wall
But there isn't, this isn't pleasant like that rash on your nuts
You must be fucking too much sluts, shucks,
that's not a complement playa you got some disease
probably one for every guys ass's you pleased
Clocks ticking now anyday you will be deceased, peace

yo ozzy dat stuff ya said was so boring ya made me fall asleep homie/
ya gotta a small dick, well thats wot enygma's mum told me/
wot ya talkin bout pussy for? u aint even seen one/
ur a batty boy, u kno wot i mean son?/
ya mum is a hoe and i'm her best client/
i raped that bitch like i was kobe bryant/
go ahead ozzy if ya wanna act tough/
forget my dick i'm jus trying to get my Gat sucked/
so dont try and test me, i got the best rhythm
i'll rip your mums pubes off and choke you to death with them/
I'll stop u breathing im crazy, i'll cut off your air supply/
bruise ya lips as big as jay-z's , and give ya a black eye/

Jay-Z Lips?! That's crazy right! But maybe you a lazy dike! You say you ride on rhymes, but don't ride on shit! Matter fact, Mothafucka wanna be on my dick! Like he gay! Oh yeah good day! Take ya white ass outside and play! You a bitch and always will be! Now you come to my house and try to kill me! You try to beat me down, but homeboy i get up! I don't sleep i rest one eye up! I'm not lil bitches that y'all really wanna test! I'll pull my gat bitch cuz i am the fuckin best! Once again i'm back the # one sella! I'll point out the bouce like fuckin Rocafella! Can't Stop Won't Stop! Y'all can't top this! Bitch shut up! I'll show ya how to rock this! You can't rap so you chat on RB! See me in a Benz bitch you wanna be me!

this kid lilkdogg representin philly
well, guess what, my rhymes bout to make u look silly
your city can't compare to the heart of new york
cause u bein an mc is like muslims eatin pork
that shit doesn't work, so take ur wack ass rhymes and bounce
u a dime bag mc, im movin my shit by the ounce
and i am white, so whatchya gonna do about it
bringin mc'ing to another level, don't ever doubt it
why u quotin wack ass rocafella songs?
do me a favor dog, tell ur mom to come by my house and pick up her thong.

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FUCK COMMERCIAL RAP!!!!

Gremlin claims he can rep the heart of new york
But when hes out battlin, Hes packin a spork
Hard core cracka, Smoked by his own kind
Hidin between the lines but everyone can readem
I'm the Sun of this rap game, You cant even hold a candle
Your lines like a damaged fire place, Messy and Dismantled

Liquor of Tears, ya soft, bitch stop cryin....
U on RB Idol, nigga my name is Simon....
Dude new to rap battles, let me give'em some advice...
Don't write wack lines, and then act like your nice...
Don't get mad dog, just take it like a man.....
I know thats hard to do, when your a Barbra Streissand fan.....

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Zach

If u can't respect that, ur whole perspective is wack. - Jay-Z

---to lilkdog1988---

"Jay-Z Lips?! That's crazy right! But maybe you a lazy dike! You say you ride on rhymes, but don't ride on shit! Matter fact, Mothafucka wanna be on my dick! Like he gay! Oh yeah good day! Take ya white ass outside and play! You a bitch and always will be! Now you come to my house and try to kill me! You try to beat me down, but homeboy i get up! I don't sleep i rest one eye up! I'm not lil bitches that y'all really wanna test! I'll pull my gat bitch cuz i am the fuckin best! Once again i'm back the # one sella! I'll point out the bouce like fuckin Rocafella! Can't Stop Won't Stop! Y'all can't top this! Bitch shut up! I'll show ya how to rock this! You can't rap so you chat on RB! See me in a Benz bitch you wanna be me!"

...enough said...you're only killin' yourself