Man I don't fuck with these birds I just produce em',
Cause these chickadee's ain't get'n shit from me but chicken feed,
Catch me at the club with only chicks with the finest feathers,
I raise these birds in packs, so ya know we fly together
But these birds don't fly, so when you do find one that meets the eyes,
ya gotta catch that chick and put her on the skillet,
Fuck the chicken wire, a wolf catches your chick, and he steal it.

Next Weapon: Pilot

sorry man but you jus' had this coming/and your egging me on/but this is to leave a person behind and you gave me a weapon/i'm ready to use it you/i hate it but the only way to get through is force/and i'm not in remorse/so next time read what your have to leave behind/or your gonna get left behind/

next person- canabitch

eminem hurt me so bad i rode away in a ambulance
fucced me up with da whole song, killed me with canabitch
alot of people think i can fucc with him but i dont believe i can
thoze just people who like me, but i dont believe my fanz
i was tryin to diss him but i guess i wasnt offendin him
now my favorite rapper'z name iz eminem

next: O.J. Simpson

shit, i wake up to breakfast in bed
cause dis white bitch think if she dont she will end up dead
so i get up and put on my shit
put on my jacket and my glove seem to never fit
but.......... get in my wip and went to get my kids
they so damn bad i aint takin dem fuck dat shit
so i stop at the bar to get a drink
wen i walked in every white persons face turn pink
gimmie some coke and rum and make it wit the coke vanilla
then i hair a man mumble :::j's a killa::::
didnt phase me..... i downed my drank
walked out the bar got in my truck
drove to the crib and WUT THE FUCK!!!!!
another dead white bitch aint this my luck
who eva did this she AGAIN is so damn foul
well that why i got jonny cocran on speed dial

::::::::GET YO MIND RIGHT::::::::

Next person : R. Kelly (should be easy)

Guess what I got off again... come here girl call your friend
Hey cutie what grade U in she said 7th... Well O.k. then
Do U want to come my hotel... better yet I got the camera
in the motel... Here's a couple grand so U don't tell
I'll give U a few more G's if I can film U pee...
Hehe now imma be tappin that bo..oo..tie.

Next: Janet Jackson

Janet Jackson-


I got another plastic surgury two days ago,
twelve more and hopefully I will look just like my bro,
my fake tits were fondled by a gigalo,
last night and he said he could feel silicone fo' sho',
coming out with another album soon Im sure,
into another eighteen bucks wasted my fans I will lure,
my dad beat me and thats why I am into bonage,
tie me up and beat me till my ass is beet reds,
I got a place in Hollywood hills that is chill,
over my mouth spills after with come it is filled,
call me rich or a bitch but what matter is this,
into a 14 carat gold toilet do I piss in my bliss,
rhythm nation if you remember was the last of my hits,
why didnt I use its profits to pay for bigger tits,
I get mad when people accuse Michael of pedophilia,
just because he the biggest collector of dildo paraphanelia...

next person-
George Dubya

Where's my secret service? I gotta be protected,
the only president in history that wasn't actually elected,
I'm in the news today because, again, I mispoke,
I wouldn't make so many mistakes if it wasn't for all the coke,
My dad's calling again, I'm his favorite, he calls me special,
okay, chew chew chew chew...can't choke again on a pretzel,
Where's Cheny? Rumsfield? OH NO!! They can't have gone!
They've got help me find another middle eastern country to bomb,
Thank God for 9/11 or else the public never would've liked me,
My approval rating is falling, and Kerry keeps trying to fight me,
If I'm gonna get reelected, first I'll make up some more quotes,
and then, hell, if that doesn't work I'll just steal some more votes...

next person -
Stephen Hawking...

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...Mister E...

I don't need to talk shit about how I'm sick n' I'm the man/I'll just sit back and let the votes show how dope I am

...Bomb The Suburbs...Better Than Sex...BreathTaking Style...Breaking Through Stereotypes...Body, Thought & Soul...

MisterE v. Guyver4MK

I can only do shit wid two finger, i
bet you didn't think dat i could be a rap singer,i
sit hear talkin all dis clever bullshit, but
Deep down,ya know say dis genius can spit,
oh shit, my balls be startin to itch, but i
can't reach them,damn,life is a bitch,they
Itch so much dat they startin to hurt,i
Would say somethin,but my voice don't work

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next person...george bush

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Yo Yo

I'm George Bush, President of the U.S.A
Listen up you fagits I got sumthin ta' say
America 'posed to be the country of free will,
But while I'm on the stand u better expect me to kill,
I run this country like I run a hand through my hair,
I take chances and I'm willing to dare,
Take thee to war and expect sudden death,
My army will kill you and all my allies in depth,
Innocent souls are murdered,
Lesbians and fags are lemon curded,
Cus I, aswell as tryina blow up the world, am against gay marraige,
I act like a king, cept I dont own the horse and carraige,
It seems alot of negativity gets thrown my way,
But it aint my fault that I use war as game play,
Take Sudam, we killed nearly every fucker in iraque,
Now we find him and we aint even put him away in a body rack,
Now we leave the country in chaos and mayhem,
so soon we'll take the oil riggs and wont have to pay them,
I have no clue what I'm doing, I'm gonna lose the next election,
But for now Tony blair can suck on this erection...

next person - Albert Ienstien (or however thats spelt)

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Sittin' under an apple tree tokin' a bong
Ask for some smoke and get an atom bomb
Up your fuckin' ass, beggin' for grass...
This ain't the usual puff puff pass
I ain't a sucker, this shits gotta last
tryna break into the stash, I'm smarter than that
I know your germs will spread apon contact
I'm a nobel prize winner, plus mushroom tripper
See nobody knew! Genius comes from the liquor
Get drunk, drink up find a bitch and get it up
Rip shit up, I'm hip but I broke it and can't get up
I'll leave with these last words, FUCK HITLER
Fuck Jews but I needed germanys weed Mister

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Next Person: Fat bitch trying to get sex

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