i hear all these mother fuckers talkin
know that my shoes are to big to walk in
i dont think ryan wanna be dyin
he must be lyin so i will show him my iron
ruff ridah can handel beer he drinks cider
i got his girl and tied her to a chair and fried her
then you walked in so i had to hide her
i really should have lied her, on the bed
and force her to give me head
then ride away on my mo-ped
any way im kinda goin off the subject
cant get a new car you wud get your dubs wrecked
in your rhmye u used the same thing twice
do u want your neck to get a nice slice
so ur body is eaten by lice and mice
ile pay the price that i will never see christ
cause im goin straight to hell
or livin my life in a prison cell
oh well at least i got to hear you yell
as you fell to the floor
and i stole your four four
now your ass aint here no more
every one acts so fuckin hard
on the inside ur as soft as lard
and like to plant flowers in ur fuckin yard
yeah its the white boy from the uk
your right ruffridah ur shit is gay
so step ur fat ass out of the way
this month is april but ile step into may
im so ahead of u i dont need to say
u have to pay to lay ur bestfriend ray
in the hay but u fuck the horse to hear it go nay
go back too the bay talkin bout judgement day
cause ur like will smith ur rhymes always miss
and u cant really diss dont forget u asked for this
the only girl u can kiss is ur older sis
so u just stick to ur wrist and take a piss
so uve always got ur dick in hand
u take so much care of it its even tanned
and you brought it its own land
maybe u will get the chance to strap on a rubber band
if u see a dead body washed up on the sand