uhh my version to If I Owned a Midget by Benefit

(Intro if FIVEMICMEDALION wants to add a little somthing to it)

Verse1- If I had a midget it would be great, it would be a little australian mate/ He would run around throwing a boomerang his arms would go crazzy like an orangatang if something gets knocked over he not the one I blame I blame it on my dog for chewing at his brain/ He isnt Little Gordo matter of a fact he would be 7 inches shorta I think its fun to put a helmet on him and shoot him out a mota(Weeeeeee)/ If I had a little midget I would name him Blim I wouldnt be rude or crude to him just cuz he only goes up to my shin 2 feet 4 inches is the size of little Blim but if you make fun of his height he will run up ya back and bust ya in the chin I could go on and on all day about my little friend but I dont know where to begin so here is my chorus about my special midget trust me when I say this, he is the shiznit//

(chorus)- If I If I(scratches) owned a midget (scratches) If I If I (scratches) Owned a midget(2x)

verse2- There is never a dull moment when you own a midget they can get annoying and act like idiots thats when you just snap like one time I caught Blim taking stuff outta my fridge he went downstairs and I saw him having a party at 1 A.M I took my jug of apple juice and started spray it at all them at all the other little midgets that looked just like him I tried to find Blim but he blended right in the juice didnt faze 'em Blim is gonna get a couple kicks if I ever find him/
I went upstairs and fell asleep again and here he comes asking me for a bottle of some gin, I looked at him in the eye grabed ahold and this is what I said to him "You looking forward to a day of pain? I'll hold ya in place and kick ya 'til I rattle your brain, aww how can i get mad at ya your just a little mayne" I gave him some money to go to the store I thoought he was gonna walk but I heard him slam and lock my moms car doors/
I chased him down my street and then I heard the car go(car stopping) I saw it pull fast into the woods, oh no two midgets in a car drivin' I am grounded for good//
Well thats the story about Glim and I, JYMINY(record skips to end the beat for an outro of the song and just a simple beat comes on)
Man I think I am pushing my limits rapping about a midget who dosnt even have exsitence/ Well peace Im out I hoped ya liked it, I was bored and that is why I write it
(beat ends with FIVEMICMEDALION laughing at the end)

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LyL PyRo BITCH

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LyL PyRo BITCH

Lol. yeah man i like dis rhyme. you're a joker

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lmao that was funny nice job lmao

hahahahaaa, nice shit. Keep up that work, i liked it.