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Old 07-07-05, 09:50 PM   #1
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Today on Jack's Movie Review, I will be reviewing the horror movie, "The Ring" an older movie that I watched again recently, so here it goes:

The main actor hoe watches some fucked video, and theres a part with a fly on the screan, then its over, then some nasty ass ghost bitch wanna shank her ass in seven days and she like, "no way hoe!" later she watches the video again and the part with the fly, she rewinds it and the fly flies off the screen and she like , I was like WTF @ that part, if that happened to me i'd gat my TV and bitch smack the fuck out that possesed fly yo, anyways, at the end of the movie some ugly bitch thats dead but still alive pops out a well, main actor hoe is like, "that spirit bitch's mom killed her, if I free her from the well that ugly hoe will stop killin peeps", so she free her and like "I know you didnt wanna hurt anyone, your freed and shit yo!", movie is sposed to be over, but the main actor son is like, "YOU DUMB BITCH!!! you werent sposed to let her free!" something like that, and she like, "OH SHANP!!!" and the son like, "you dun gone fucked up now bitch" then he like "hey guys were all gonna die, lets have a barbeque and shit, aaahhhh!!!" then these asain peeps running all scared and shit like "IS GODZILLA!!!" then jump off a bridge and shit cuz they scared, and then the hoe captures the nasty looking bitch, thats the end, overall shit isnt that scary but its a pretty good movie, In the begining tho, these hoes talking and shit, and its like, they so fucking stupid you want them to die, you like, "wtf? annoying hoe, die", and then that nasty ass spirit little girl pops out the tv after the other hoe walks through water that wasnt there before in her upstairs floor, water is like willy nilly errwhere, and then she looking round like for the other hoe, and she like, where is she? and she yellin her name, lets say it its was katie, she like, "katie, where the fuck you be?" and then you hear like, "uhgamamamalataka", and crazy shit, and then the nasty ass ghost girl like "BOOOOH!", and the other hoe like, "OH NO!", and then she die, when she die I was like, "oooooooohhhhh yeeeaaaaaa", you know like the kool-aid guy, she like, "OH NO, OH NO!!!" Im like "oooooooohhhhhh yeeeeeeeeaaaaaa", werd, anyways, when the hoe die, the police and shit open the body bag, and she all got this fucked up face like acid was poured on it yo, all deformed, like a texas incsest familly born baby, or like whiteny houstin after her husband smacked her up, and the dad look at her daughter face and he like, "what did it man?" and the cop like...... "I dont know"

Overall, I give it a WTF YO/10 cuz my sister like, what would you give that outa 10, and I was like, WTF YO, weerd up, so there you have the summary, middle, end, then begining, werd up, pz
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Old 07-07-05, 09:51 PM   #2
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This was too gangsta niggas. made me skeet skeet.
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Old 07-07-05, 09:55 PM   #3
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Lmao. Do The Grudge next.
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Old 07-07-05, 09:55 PM   #4
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Old 07-07-05, 09:56 PM   #5
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^fucka Deph...
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Old 07-07-05, 09:59 PM   #6
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the way you shake it..I can't believe it.................................da doing doing doing
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Old 07-07-05, 10:00 PM   #7
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Old 07-07-05, 10:04 PM   #8
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stop with that Q shit and back to my dope review
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Old 07-07-05, 10:06 PM   #9
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Old 07-07-05, 10:38 PM   #10
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guys on my nuts pretty hard huh
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Old 07-07-05, 10:44 PM   #11
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please dont ban me for freesposting, on another note, please reply to my thread
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Old 07-07-05, 10:57 PM   #12
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^I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mel does too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 07-07-05, 11:44 PM   #13
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I didnt read it......but WTF YO/10 would be about right
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Old 07-08-05, 12:25 AM   #15
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LMAO. That shit was willy nilly.
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