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07-19-05, 04:37 PM | #1 | ||||
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Signs You've had enough to drink ..LMAO
IP: 8191 8B5F
-You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
- Job interfering with your drinking. - Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream. - The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. - Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group. - Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem! - You can focus better with one eye closed. - The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar. - You fall off the floor... - Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner! - At AA meetings you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh. - Your idea of cutting back is less salt. - The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in... - Don't recognize your wife unless seen through bottom of glass. - You have no idea where your wallet is. (or pants) - You believe that dancing with your arms over your head and butt wiggling while yelling woo-hoo is truly the sexiest dance move around. - You suddenly get the urge to kick someone's ass, and seriously think you could actually do it. - You drop your 3am SHAWARMA on the floor (which you're eating even though you're not hungry), pick it up and continue eating. - You start crying and telling everyone that you love them sooo much. - There is less than 3 hours before you're due to start work. - The person you're flirting with used to be your 5th grade teacher. - The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing becomes strangely overwhelming. - Your eyes no longer stay open on their own, so you keep them half closed thinking it looks exotically sexy. - You suddenly take up smoking and become really good at it. - You yell at the bartender for giving you plain lemonade, but you really can't taste the gin anymore. - You think you're in bed, but your pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor. - You start every conversation with "don't take this the wrong way, but..." - You fail to notice that the toilet seat's down when you sit on it. - You're tired, so you just sit down wherever you happen to be and take a quick nap. - You begin leaving the buttons open on your pants to cut down on the time you're in the washroom away from your drink. - You take off your shoes thinking that they're the reason you can't walk straight. - You keep flashing your breasts and asking people for beads - despite the fact that you're not at Mardi Gras. - You notice that for some reason the ladies' room has urinals. - You're the only person at the bar that doesn't have a mullet.
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07-19-05, 04:43 PM | #2 | |||
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IP: 5947 53BA
lmao. i've done 2 of them.
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07-20-05, 10:14 AM | #3 | ||||
vanquising Mc's Daily
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IP: 8191 8B5F
I think i've done 95% of them
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07-20-05, 10:20 AM | #4 | ||
Banned: For Being So Fly.....lol....my new account is Triple Sixes....
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IP: 0D11 88C9
i think i did all of them.....lol j/p like maybe 1 or 3 dont remember
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STARTING 2MORROW I WILL BE TRIPLE SIXES THATS GON BE MY NEW ACCOUNT SO THATS ME AIGHT CUZ IM SO FLY......LOL |
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07-20-05, 10:24 AM | #5 | ||||
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IP: 8191 8B5F
You keep flashing your breasts and asking people for beads - despite the fact that you're not at Mardi Gras
Well i hope your not doing this one.. Or your a pretty weird dude.. lol
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07-20-05, 11:06 AM | #6 | |||||||
Banned: Biting
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IP: 3631 0E72
ive done about 99.8 on them things
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07-20-05, 11:06 AM | #7 | |||||||
Banned: Biting
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IP: 3631 0E72
sike just foolin
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