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11-11-08, 09:28 PM

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I don't recall doing so and that's why I didn't bring it up.

I remember havin' problems like this after a night's sleep also.

It isn't dry skin is it?

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11-11-08, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by 2v

this just happened to me a minute ago and im a bit upset about it but i dont know why the fuck it happened so tell me whats the prob

i get like this sometimes but it wasnt as bad as just a minute ago

i started pissin in the toilet and you know how you look down and expect to see where the piss is goin? My shit went two completely different directions and luckily i had a trash can next to tha toilet so i pissed in the trash can and the toilet bowl at the same time and I kinda like swiftly panicked and tugged on my dick to pull the dickhead open I guess and at the same time making sure I wasnt somehow pissing on a string hanging off of my pants (they pajamas holla!!!)

so yeah

how/why the fuck does that happen and does it happen to you?

i had to clean out the trashcan with a towel.

im circumsized and that shit happens to me sometimes too.i dont know why the fuck that shit happens but thier has to be a reason

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11-12-08, 01:39 AM

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maybe you really have two small penises, that when side by side, look like one regular sized penis?

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11-15-08, 09:22 PM

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Go see the doctor asap. It was just the middle skin of your pee hole sticking together this time.. but what happens if all the skin sticks? You go to pee one day and your dick is gonna explode!

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11-15-08, 09:34 PM

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I'll be a shatter bladder D:

11-15-08, 10:42 PM

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i remember one time when i was like 9 the side of my dingaling got like caught on my jeans or somethin and angled my peehole down onto my jeans and i didn't realize it and pissed all down my damn jeans before i felt the warmth and stopped... lol, shit sucked.

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11-15-08, 11:25 PM

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quit fuckin' around that was yesterday

11-15-08, 11:45 PM

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lol, naw mayne... my peepee is big enough to hang well outside my pants now lol. shit was horrible though, one of those nightmare experiences from my childhood i'll remember forever, i think i was on a school field trip or something too, so it REALLY sucked.

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11-16-08, 12:02 AM

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they almost didn't let me back on the bus when we went on a school field trip and they said not to go in the water but there were sharks in the water so i went out and played in it and the bus driver was pissed cuz i was all wet and sandy when i got in back in the bus

not like they could abandon me there on a secluded beach

lol

all kinds of fucked up shit happened to me as a kid now that i think about it.

11-16-08, 12:18 AM

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i remember one time we lost a kid on a field trip and didn't realize it until we got back. LOL

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11-16-08, 12:37 AM

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yeah your class is the reason every other class nowadays is buggin' 'bout roll call huh lol

11-20-08, 01:02 AM

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I don't know why or how it happens, but that shit will more often than not happen every time if you take a piss after previously ejaculating.

Also, it can sometimes occur say if you have been jogging or running. Its happened to me a couple of times.. I've rushed home desperate for a piss, got to the toilet and my aim was completely fucking shot. I have found though that for the latter, after running or some shit that if you give it a shake before release you should be just fine.

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11-20-08, 01:03 AM

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i heard it can also happen after sticking objects up your asshole.

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11-20-08, 01:06 AM

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^ ROFL.

Perhaps we should ask CALI, I hear the broom gives him good rim jobs.

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11-20-08, 01:07 AM

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word, Cali and his 'hard' prison time experience would allow us to know

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