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11-10-08, 07:13 PM | #1 | |||
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diagnose this
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this just happened to me a minute ago and im a bit upset about it but i dont know why the fuck it happened so tell me whats the prob
i get like this sometimes but it wasnt as bad as just a minute ago i started pissin in the toilet and you know how you look down and expect to see where the piss is goin? My shit went two completely different directions and luckily i had a trash can next to tha toilet so i pissed in the trash can and the toilet bowl at the same time and I kinda like swiftly panicked and tugged on my dick to pull the dickhead open I guess and at the same time making sure I wasnt somehow pissing on a string hanging off of my pants (they pajamas holla!!!) so yeah how/why the fuck does that happen and does it happen to you? i had to clean out the trashcan with a towel.
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11-10-08, 07:26 PM | #2 | |||||||
Bangs like bikini attol
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yeah you jus gotta pull the foreskin back a bit and its all gravy, straight line, wam bam thankyou mam hotshot aiming once again..
i was hoping this would be a slightly more interlectually based question though... im dissapointed... |
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11-10-08, 07:27 PM | #3 | |||
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naw im circumcised.... my foreskin doesnt cover my dickhole.
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11-10-08, 07:35 PM | #4 | |||||||
Bangs like bikini attol
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oh right..
well then i dunno what the fuck your problem is... i wasnt mutilated as a child by jewish tradition.... thank fuck for that....... |
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11-10-08, 11:02 PM | #5 | ||||
FuxJustAWord
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push the piss out as hard as u can... it should fix it....
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11-10-08, 11:10 PM | #6 | |||
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it sprayed full force in two different directions earlier !!!!
I've been fine since then though i think the middle of my uh.. penis hole.. had skin that stuck together.. i just dont know why.. what the fuck
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11-11-08, 01:13 PM | #7 | ||||
FuxJustAWord
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probably cum stuck....
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11-11-08, 02:29 PM | #8 | |||
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i might have to consult a physician about it, I can't have that happen again unless I'ma start pissing out in the fucking cold.
and I used to think having a small bathroom trashcan was fucking pointless. who the fucks gonna be opening a bunch of toothbrush cases and candy wrappers in the bathroom? Maybe to use q-tips but .. :|
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11-11-08, 07:08 PM | #9 | |||||
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residual semen after previous ejaculation
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11-11-08, 07:21 PM | #10 | |||||
Jack The Ripper
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Fact: Although circumcision started as a jewish tradition, the advantages of having a nicer looking, more hygenic and more sanitary penis has lead people of many different cultures and ethnicities to have their children circumcised by a trained and professional doctor, rather then a Rabai. Nowadays most circumcisions are performed out of personal taste, rather than out of religion. The More You Know.
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11-11-08, 09:02 PM | #11 | |||||||
Bangs like bikini attol
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yeah nah, im 100% how god intended me to be bud...
and theres nothing wrong with the way my cock looks... ask the women I sleep with... only difference between me and some other dude whose circumsised is that I pull back the foreskin and clean inside when I have a shower.... cant believe I just fucking openly discussed these matters online....... whatever tho right |
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11-11-08, 09:03 PM | #12 | |||||
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had you wacked off since the last time you pissed?
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11-11-08, 09:28 PM | #13 | |||
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I don't recall doing so and that's why I didn't bring it up.
I remember havin' problems like this after a night's sleep also. It isn't dry skin is it?
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11-11-08, 09:53 PM | #14 | |||||
Jack The Ripper
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I have asked alot of women, and they prefer the look of a circumcised penis, but say in the end it's not a huge difference and they don't really care or will make a big fuss about it. Your penis is less likely to get infected, and will have less bacteria if it's circumcised though, that's just a fact.
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11-11-08, 09:57 PM | #15 | ||||||||
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im circumsized and that shit happens to me sometimes too.i dont know why the fuck that shit happens but thier has to be a reason
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