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Old 03-07-05, 05:36 AM   #1
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if you find this funny, send me money

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No need to send me money if ur broke, but if your rich spread the wealth...


What is a 6.9???????

A great thing screwed up by a period!

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Wat do you call an Alabama Pig Farmer with two sheep under his arms??????


A pimp!

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Old 03-07-05, 06:50 AM   #2
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damn it peeps! no one got a sense of humour anymore?
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Old 03-07-05, 07:18 AM   #3
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LOL
Alabama joke ws kinda funny
The period one wasnt
i got dough!!!!!

whats ya bank account?
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Old 03-07-05, 07:28 AM   #4
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Bank: 37736.

Wat about this one.....


Wat do elephants use as tampons?

Sheep!
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Old 03-07-05, 07:30 AM   #5
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LOL
Thats stupid more than anythin, i still laughed
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Old 03-07-05, 07:32 AM   #6
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Did ya get it?
i'ma give u 5 rv dollars for every hot ass jokes u can pull off....
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Old 03-07-05, 07:32 AM   #7
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wen is it bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

wen the big hand touches the little hand!

--oooh
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Old 03-07-05, 07:53 AM   #8
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LMAOOOOOO
Aight ya hit the jackpot with that shit!
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Old 03-07-05, 08:16 AM   #9
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Wats the difference between God and Socrates?? (Soc on RV that is)

God doesnt think hes Socrates!
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Old 03-07-05, 08:22 AM   #10
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LOL
Da fuck man?!?
hahahahahha

thats a classic, i may have'ta quote that in my sig lol
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Old 03-07-05, 08:25 AM   #11
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that is funny shit, but the trueness makes it funnier.

No hate to Soc of course..


Who makes bras for Brunettes?

Fisher Price!
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Old 03-07-05, 08:28 AM   #12
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LOL Fisher price?
hahahahahahahha

you are making these up right?

you killin it right now with these jokes dogg!
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Old 03-07-05, 08:35 AM   #13
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Some of them are made up, some of them i have just heard over the years and remember them.

Shame its only you reaping the benefits of the humour.


How does a redneck find a sheep in long grass????

Satisfying!..
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Old 03-07-05, 08:38 AM   #14
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pretty dumb is ya feel meh
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Old 03-07-05, 09:56 AM   #15
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ok then maybe this one is a bit better for yous:

Dex: "Do you believe in puppy love?"
Affinity: "I tried but the asshole was too small"
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