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Lmfao, Ouch!
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Berlin (Reuters) - A German cut off his own penis with a kitchen knife to cure his addiction to sex, police in the southern town of Tiengen said on Friday.
"The man called a friend around eight o'clock to say he'd done something stupid," police said in a statement. He had been drinking vodka to pluck up courage for the amateur surgery. Police arrived to discover the blood-soaked man, 41, in his apartment and his organ under the kitchen table. Emergency services rushed the man and his penis to a nearby hospital. Police said the man did not want his penis to be reattached but were unable to say if doctors had complied with his wishes. http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm.../od_nm/penis_dc
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09-14-03, 06:18 PM | #2 | ||||||
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how is he going to piss?
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09-14-03, 06:18 PM | #3 | ||||||
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sick s-o-b, i'd just take a cold shower or something
damn, those germans are maniactic people. |
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09-14-03, 06:27 PM | #4 | |||||||
peace
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So That's Where the German Get Their Weiner Sausages From
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09-14-03, 06:29 PM | #5 | |||||||
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I'm Sorry But Someone Hadto Bring Up That Joke..
Just Be Glad It's Out Of the Way |
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09-14-03, 06:53 PM | #6 | ||||||
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That german guy is stupid....he can go "fuck himself"
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09-14-03, 07:11 PM | #7 | |||||
Therapist or The Rapist ?
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C-Section you moron. you'd be able to piss without the external part of your penis. There would still be a tube inside of you and it'd just come out of whereever you cut it at.
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09-14-03, 07:50 PM | #8 | ||||||
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yea but it would dribble down your leg
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09-14-03, 07:55 PM | #9 | |||||
Therapist or The Rapist ?
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That's ture but it could still be done.
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09-14-03, 09:03 PM | #10 | ||||||||
QCF + FP = HadoKen
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09-14-03, 09:57 PM | #11 | ||||
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Wow, the stupidity of some people still amazes me.
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09-14-03, 10:02 PM | #12 | |||
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wow.
I would kill myself. seriously. but first I would collect all my bloody piss in a jar and huck it at a car.
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09-15-03, 12:37 PM | #14 | ||||||
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ooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww.................. ......could he take pills or anythin like that to cure it..........very drastic............addicted to sex tho......COOL...............
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09-15-03, 12:41 PM | #15 | ||||||
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Is the dude mentally ill? LOL. Yeah, I'm addicted to living so I think I'll rip my heart out. Come on...
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