Jesus christ people, the apple joke was a...whats it called?? oh yea...A JOKE....my god..Chill out..This is a joke thread..

Everyone spits racist jokes

"White boys cant rap"

That is racist..Anyone ever ridicule someone for it? No..

So chill out, it was a fuckin joke..

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA


religious jokes are funny

what do you call 2,000 wiggaz under a lake?





A start

lmao^

LOL at the one bout tha two jackasses....

These 4 gay guys has known each other for years now and 1 of them dies and the 3 other gay guys Cry'd and cry'd and cry'd........They cremated him and they all got some ashes.........They was upset so they went to a bar and the 1st gay guy took it preety hard and got drunk, so the other two was talkin about what they was gonna do with the ashes one said he was gonna Spread it out over the ocean and the other said he was gonna spread it in the park and then they ask the one that was drunk and he said he was gonna make some chilly...............they looked at him funny and asked why and he said he wanted him to rip his ass whole out again


LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

^^^^^^
das a pretty funny one

a man walks into a pchiatrists office wearing nothing but a pair of Cellophane underwear ......... The Shrink looks at him and says , "
I can clearly see your nuts"


Peace

The first ladies of UK, Japan and France were having a meeting with Lady Hilary Clinton. The subject of discussion was the penis of their respective spouse.
The first lady of UK says, "It is like a gentle man- it stands up, as soon as I enter the room"

The lady from Japan says, "It is like an army officer- you do not know where he will attack from- front or back.."

The French lady says, "It is like the screen in the auditorium- once the act is performed, it drops down..."

Then Hilary says, "It's like a rumor... it moves from one mouth to another..."

NUT JOKE


if u had nuts on te wall wut would they be call
(walnuts)
if u had nuts on ur chest wut would they be call
(chestnuts)
if u had nuts on ur chin wut would they be call
(chin nuts)

nawh u got a dick in ur mouth

Heres Some YO MUMMA Jokes

Yo Momma's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.

Yo mama so ugly ,the tide wouldn't even take her out!!

Yo momma is so fat, the last time she seen 90210 was on the scales

Yo Momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list!

Yo momma's so fat, she cut her finger and gravy poured out

Your mama is so stupid she thought spitball was a sport!!

Your momma's so ugly, when she was a baby her momma had to tie porkchops around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo momma's so poor, she goes to KFC to lick other people''s fingers.

Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptized at sea world.

Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her fingernails with a paint roller!

Yo momma's breath stink so bad when she burps, her teeth duck!

Yo momma so big, everytime she turns around it's her birthday.
Yo momma is so poor, I saw her walking down the street with only one shoe, and I asked her if she lost her other shoe and she said, "No, I found one

Your momma's so thin she ate a peanut and thought she was pregnant.

Yo momma so fat she plays hopscotch like this: California, Nebraska, New York...

Your mom is so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Yo mama's so fat she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.

Yo' mama so dumb, she failed a pregnancy test!

Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was makin' a booty call.

Yo mama is so fat, when you slap her leg, you can ride the waves.

Yo' mama so fat, when fighter pilots see her they say, "Bogie at 11, 12, 1, 2, and 3 o'clock."

Yo' mama so fat, that in order to kiss her, your dad has to hit her in the stomach and ride the third wave in!

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INFINITES MP3'S

most of these were fucking halarious

dope

aight check this

3 dudes were riding down an empty highway............they were speeding the speed limit was 65 they were going 90.............they get caught and they are pulled over by a female cop.............the cop says u guys were going too fast u could lose your license: but i will make u a deal, each of u pull out your dicks and if they equal 15 inches i will let u go............................so the first guy pulls his out it is 7 inches the second dude pulls his out it is 7 inches the 3rd guy pulls his out and it is 1 inch.............so the cop lets the guys go.........later while driving down the road the 3rd guy says man u guys are lucky i popped that boner!!!

tall guy walks in a restroom and begins to take a piss next to much shorter fellow.. the tall guy looks over and notice that the short fellow has an extremely large penis..tall guys say"dam u have a big dick"
short guys says "well thats because i am a lepraucan"...tall guy says" well that mean you can grant me wishes, correct
lepracaun says" sure, i'll grant you two wishes
tall mans first wish is to be rich, and the leprecaun grants that wish
second wish was to have a big dick like the leprecaun,
in order to gran that wish the leprecaun says that the tall man must suck his dick
tall man contemplates and finally agrees...about 5 minutes into suckin his dick the tall man stops and says aloud" wow i cant believe i am sucking this guys dick"..
short guys then says aloud "i cant believe you think i am a leprecaun... LMAO



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