RapVerse.com Community
 Phenom | Kingz | Dabatos | TonySelf | Tha Q | Half Breed | Tito | 7th End RV Radio  

Go Back   RapVerse.com Community > The block > Lyricist Lounge
User Name
Password
FAQ Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
Old 10-31-03, 05:54 PM   #196
/:Ayura:\
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Joined:
Status:
Text Record: 0-1
Audio Record: 0-0
Graphics Record: 0-0
IP: CC07 EC19

Quote:

tall guy walks in a restroom and begins to take a piss next to much shorter fellow.. the tall guy looks over and notice that the short fellow has an extremely large penis..tall guys say"dam u have a big dick"
short guys says "well thats because i am a lepraucan"...tall guy says" well that mean you can grant me wishes, correct
lepracaun says" sure, i'll grant you two wishes
tall mans first wish is to be rich, and the leprecaun grants that wish
second wish was to have a big dick like the leprecaun,
in order to gran that wish the leprecaun says that the tall man must suck his dick
tall man contemplates and finally agrees...about 5 minutes into suckin his dick the tall man stops and says aloud" wow i cant believe i am sucking this guys dick"..
short guys then says aloud "i cant believe you think i am a leprecaun...

  Reply With Quote
Old 10-31-03, 08:07 PM   #197
DªÖ
This is my first post!
 
DªÖ's Avatar
 
Joined: Aug 2003
Status: Offline
Text Record: 11-1
Audio Record: 0-0
Graphics Record: 0-0
IP: 987D 8FFE

AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA^^
that sux
and sick
and perverted
at the same time.
please never post that again.
__________________
<center>
<img src="http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=9076&stc=1"</img>
<A Href="http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/showthread.php?t=111987">t</a>
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office
Aesop
.
  Reply With Quote
Old 11-02-03, 03:36 AM   #198
$BiDdY-CeNtRaL$
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Joined:
Status:
Text Record: 0-1
Audio Record: 0-0
Graphics Record: 0-0
IP: 6100 DD08

iight there was a white guy a peurto rican guy and a black guy and they all go to hell .. and the devil says u can get out o hell if u climb this hole latter wit out lookin down so the white boy goes and the devil says u doped 20$ and he looks so poof he's back in hell then the rican climbs the later the devil says u dropped 20$ and he didn't look . then he said u droped 40$ and he looked then poof he was back in hell finally the black guy climbs te later .. the devil say 20$ he didn't look the devil says 40$ he did't look the devil says u dopped 100$ and he still didn't look . then when he got to the top the devil said how come u didn't look when i said u dropped ur money .. the black guy said ..NIGGA I ONLY CARRY FOOD STAMPS !!!!
  Reply With Quote
Old 11-02-03, 04:08 AM   #199
$BiDdY-CeNtRaL$
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Joined:
Status:
Text Record: 0-1
Audio Record: 0-0
Graphics Record: 0-0
IP: 6100 DD08

Ok...
So Theres Three Guys Who Meet Each Week To Tell What They Did That Week...

The First Guy Goes To A Bar And Sees A Blow Job Machine...
It Says 50 Cents So He Inserts Two Quarters And Gets A Blowjob...

A Night Later The Second Guy Goes Into The Same Bar And Sees The Blowjob Machine...
He Inserts A Dollar And Gets Head Twice...

When The Three Men Meet That Week And Ask What They Did...
The First Guy Said...
I Spent 50 Cents...

The Second Guy Said I Spent A Dollar...

The Third Guy Said...


I Made A Dollar 50...
  Reply With Quote
Old 11-02-03, 04:15 AM   #200
$BiDdY-CeNtRaL$
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Joined:
Status:
Text Record: 0-1
Audio Record: 0-0
Graphics Record: 0-0
IP: 6100 DD08

pick-up lines

1. is that a keg in ur back pocket cuz i wanna tap that ass
2. if i guess the first 3 digits of ur number u gotta give me the rest(ok) 215 ..... thats our area code
3. r u tired. cuz u been runin through my mind all day
4. did it hurt (what) when u fell from heaven
5. are u wearin space pants cuz ur ass is out of this world
6. i have a magic watch that says ur not wearin any panties(yes i'am) damn it must be 5 minutes fast..
7. if i pet u will u follow me home
8. i'm new in town can i have directions to ur house
  Reply With Quote
Old 11-02-03, 04:17 AM   #201
$BiDdY-CeNtRaL$
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Joined:
Status:
Text Record: 0-1
Audio Record: 0-0
Graphics Record: 0-0
IP: 6100 DD08

how do fit 4 gay guys on a stool...turn it upside down
  Reply With Quote
Old 11-02-03, 11:14 PM   #202
Mr.Christensen
Fuck You, I Rhyme Better
 
Posts: 2,488
Joined: Aug 2003
Status: Offline
IP: 574C 8D68

lol stool...ouch though
  Reply With Quote
Old 11-06-03, 10:55 PM   #203
MBP
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Joined:
Status:
Text Record: 0-1
Audio Record: 0-0
Graphics Record: 0-0
IP: CC5F FBE5

this shit is hella funny, this thread is geinus
  Reply With Quote
Old 11-07-03, 06:50 AM   #204
HaycH
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Joined:
Status:
Text Record: 0-1
Audio Record: 0-0
Graphics Record: 0-0
IP: 1345 8619

A MAN WAS WALKING INTO A HOTEL AND A WOMAN WAS COMING OUT THE MANS ELBOW BRUSHED AGANIST THE WOMANS TITTY THE MAN SAID IF YOUR HEART IS AS SOFT AS YOUR TITTY THEN YOU`LL FORGIVE ME AND THEN THE WOMAN SAID IF YOUR PENIS IS AS HARD AS YOUR ELBOW MY ROOM # IS 123.
  Reply With Quote
Old 11-07-03, 07:30 PM   #205
/:Ayura:\
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Joined:
Status:
Text Record: 0-1
Audio Record: 0-0
Graphics Record: 0-0
IP: CC07 EC19

^^^haha, gud 1
  Reply With Quote
Old 11-08-03, 11:34 AM   #206
menolin
\/ pissing me off!!!!
 
menolin's Avatar
 
Posts: 2,122
Joined: Sep 2003
From: UK
Status: Offline
IP: B89D 4D65

don't buy a dumb dwarf.....................


















its not big, an it's not clever
__________________
<center><img src=http://www.rhymevantage.com/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=6921=1 border=0></center>
  Reply With Quote
Old 11-08-03, 11:51 AM   #207
Handcuffs
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Joined:
Status:
Text Record: 0-1
Audio Record: 0-0
Graphics Record: 0-0
IP: A824 67D0

yo, what do say to a wigger walking down the street


nothing, you don't talk to wiggers
  Reply With Quote
Old 11-08-03, 01:02 PM   #208
Johnny 6-feet
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Joined:
Status:
Text Record: 0-1
Audio Record: 0-0
Graphics Record: 0-0
IP: 5019 7510

this is sick, you have been warned.























whats 12 inches long, hard and makes women scream in the morning?







































cot death.
  Reply With Quote
Old 11-09-03, 10:14 AM   #209
menolin
\/ pissing me off!!!!
 
menolin's Avatar
 
Posts: 2,122
Joined: Sep 2003
From: UK
Status: Offline
IP: B89D 4D65

ha ha

sick, but if you look at it the right way it funny
lol
__________________
<center><img src=http://www.rhymevantage.com/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=6921=1 border=0></center>
  Reply With Quote
Old 11-09-03, 10:35 AM   #210
Handcuffs
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Joined:
Status:
Text Record: 0-1
Audio Record: 0-0
Graphics Record: 0-0
IP: 2A26 A9C2

what does a women do after she returns from the battered womens hospital














the fucken dishes if she knows what is good for her
  Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 02:26 AM.

Powered by vBulletin.
Copyright © 2000-2004 Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.