why dose the chicken cross the road

to get to the other side

how do you kill a blond

put a scratch and stiff sticker at the bottom of the pool

^by shooting your mom.

A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can.
The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"

The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had."

The bartender says, "What do you have?"

The guy says, "75 cents."

wtf this thread is still here lmao

LMAO At That Last Joke.....

Only 75 Cents....Lol.

yo this ant no joke im ready to show i wana battle fo votes yo i wanna battle anybody aight yo plz hit me back

You're Gonna Be Banned.

Don't Make A Call Out Of Any Sort Here.

why is a blondes coffin shaped like the letter "Y"..... cuz everytime they lie down their legs spread.

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Listen, this blonde went to some alligator swamp town in the US. She heard they made and sold the best Alligator-skin shoes. So she went into a shop and the shop-owner said they cost $600.00 and so she replied, "six hundred bucks! id rather go and get my own alligator then."
"be my guest, there's a lake just along the way" said the shop keeper and so she left.
Closing hours came and the shop keeper closed his store and on his way home he saw the blonde waist-deep in the lake with a huge Alligator approaching, so he stopped to watch. She aimed and fired her shotgun and killed it.
She pulled it to shore where the shop-keeper noticed she had 12 other dead alligators, so he crept closer for a better look. She got to shore and flipped the gator upside-down and screamed with frustration:
"DARN, THIS ONE DOESN'T HAVE ANY SHOES EITHER!"

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This long-time unemployed piano player walking down the street sees a sign in a nightclub window "Musician Wanted." He goes in and applies. The club owner asks him to play something, so he does. When the song is over, the club owner tearfully says, "That's the most beautiful piece I have ever heard. What's is called?" The piano player says, "I call it... 'Your sister was a slut in the Navy'... I wrote it myself. Club guy says, "Unusual title. Do you have others?" He plays another with the same heart-rending tearful results. "What's that one called?" "I call it... Your mom was a companion of many soldiers... I wrote it myself. Club guy, "Real odd titles. I'll hire you to play songs like that but just don't tell people the titles."
Piano guy goes home, goes in the attic, digs out his old tux... it's a bit tight due to his weight gain over the last few years so he dresses without underwear. He goes to work that night and, as he sits at the piano, the crotch tears out of his tight-fitting tux pants. Without underwear his "privates" are hanging out the opening. Oh well, he starts playing anyway. Soon after his show has begun, a woman comes up and asks, "Do you know your hairy balls are showing?"
Piano guy says, "Know it? I wrote it!"

Did you guys hear about
Bootyitch

It was this boy who was name bootyitch
It was his first time at school and, the
teacher asked him what was his name
and, he said bootyitch and she said what
Bootyitch. So she sent him to the office.
The Pri said what is your name he said
bootyitch so he was Expelled and, he was
walking home and, got hit by a bus and his
mother ran out to him and, this man said
get out of the street and, she said my
bootyitch and, the man said scratch then

>>>>>>>>>PEACE TO THE MIDDLE EAST>>>>>>>>>>

There were A black, white and
asian and they were hooping
and knock over a trashcan and,
found a lamp so they rub it and
the master of the lamp said go
the clif and jump off so the
white guy said money and landed
in money, the asian said the
fast car so he landed in the fastest
car so the black guy started to
run and slip on a can and why he
was fallin he said O shit and landed
in a big trashcan full of SHIT!!!!!!!!!!


>>>>>>>>>> PEACE TO THE MIDDLE EAST >>>>>>>>>>

whats the best thing about dating a homeless girl???????













you can drop them off anywhere

micheal jackson was found trying to comitt suicide today he was caught in a dockland near his home he had attached himself to a buoy!