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Old 09-30-05, 08:13 PM   #16
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yo mama so loose, she fell in her own vagina werd
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Old 09-30-05, 08:23 PM   #17
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Yo mama so fat, after sex, I rolled over twice, and I was STILL on the bitch.
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Old 09-30-05, 08:25 PM   #18
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YO momma so fat, she so fat, so fat, yo momma.
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Old 09-30-05, 08:27 PM   #19
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Owned............
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Old 09-30-05, 08:29 PM   #20
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Yo mammas so dumb she went to the cinema, saw a film saying under 17s not permitted, so she went home and got 16 of her friends


^ I heard that two days ago.
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yo mama so fat wen she writes her place of birth it takes up 3 whole pages werd
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Old 09-30-05, 09:42 PM   #22
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Yo mama so fat, after sex, I rolled over twice and was still on top of the bitch.
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Yo mama so fat, after sex, I rolled over twice, and I was STILL on the bitch.

lmfao... nvm...
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Old 09-30-05, 09:45 PM   #24
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Yo momma so ugly, she makes cookies by putting her face in the dough.
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Old 09-30-05, 09:46 PM   #25
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Yo mama so fat, after sex, I rolled over twice and was still on top of the bitch.


lmfao!!!!!! hahah
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Ya mom such a hoe, I threw that bitch a pennie for sex and that bitch gave me change.
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But word, ya mom a nice lady...the bitch offered me the hair right off her back.
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Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared.
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Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
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Yo momma so ugly when she went to an ugly contest, the judges said 'Sorry, no professionals.'
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