...Ya' Hommie Gets Into Trouble And Is About To Be Thrown Out...
...And You Are Two Minutes Away From Takin' The Bitch To A Motel...
...You Gotta Leave Ya' Hommie...

i dont know how it is wherever you guys are from, but i hate it when i see a group of females outside the club. and i yell.. "hey shawty" (in my best southern voice). WHY IN THE BLUE HELL THE FAT ONE OR THE UGLY ONE TURN AROUND?

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chciks who are drunk and fall over....................haha
funny stuff.......

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shit when you go to girls and like hey girl whats your name and talk for a while.. then your like you wanna dance and their like naw i'm dancing with my friends.. so you go ask one of her friends to dance and they say yes..

oh ya...
i like it when guys are really drunk and start grinding with a girl and they just look at him shake their head and walk off.. its called respect atleast ask before you stick your erection as close to her ass as possible

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i never ask, i just plant it, LMAO^^

guys who have to "take a hit for the team" and go dance/socailise with the ugly girl coz his mates are getting in with the fine ones

people who pays for drinks with a fistfull of change, you fucking tramps.

middle aged men and women trying to recapture their youth by turning up in a club and no-one talks to them...or even makes eye contact.

what clubs have you bee ngoing to? i wanna go

ever guy in the place wearing the same make of shoes, get some originality guys.

3 pints goddesses; these are girls who, after 3 pints of lager or bottles of tart fuel (alcopops) believe they are goddesses for men to worship. they usually entails loud singing of cheesy pop songs (its raining men and anything by s-club), dance moves youd would expect to see on the set of a fucking jerry springer episode and high lifted arms drenched in sweat from the club lights. in a word....urrrrrgg.

^LMAO!

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Skinny bouncers...

Who later turn out to be supernaturally strong.

^those suck!

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roflmfao..

I only go to them teens only clubs..but from my experince..I'd say this..

when you with a girl or somethin..and yall laughin..and then you jus happen to notice another nigga starin at you dead in yo face..so..you get a bottle..and nreak off the bottle and go for his throat..then his friends jump in it..and so you duck and weave to the left..and do a high kick..and he falls and knocks over 2 of his own friends..then the guy that was starin gets up..and he's the leader..so he's the strongest and he knoew's kung fu moves..so his fists are swingin really really fast..and you're dodgin them..with punches jus missin your face..until you see an openin and you strike him in the stomach..and he crumbles around your fist and hit the floor...

dont yall hate that?

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The fine girl's cockblocken ass friends! Thats who I hate. The fat or ugly chick that ain't getting no attention, thats alwasy the one ready to go or some shit.....

Like last night, I had the chick bagged for the night for sure, This fine ass bow-legged dark skin, she looked like Tiffiny off that BET countdown shit...anyway. She was feelin me, at least the way I look so all I had to do is talk to her to finish it off. Eveytime a got around to her (the club was crowded as fuck last night for x-mas) Her fat ass friend was like "girl, lets go!" or 'we gotta get ready to go" some shit like that. The fine girl said she was the one driving so she couldn't just leave her friend like that..I still got her number, she told me to call her later, but still. I wanned to end my night fucking with her, cuz she might ot even be as fine after you see her without the liquor in your system and the dim club lights, yaknow...

But I really don't even fuck with clubs that much no more, only time a go is like on some PR shit, to promote my company..

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when bouncers hit people 12 times smaller than them...............LOL............

i jus hope i never get hit

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LMAO! .. its funny cause it's true ..

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LMAO,
i know u was out christmas eve, an wanna ask!!!
how many of them bitches appeared from no where???
damn

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