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Old 06-03-05, 10:10 PM   #1
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Well, I met this girl outside her house, walked up to her and drop a pencil, when she bent down to pic it up, I moved my head over hers, so when she got up, she hit my head. and I acted like i was unconscious. So she took me inside, put me on her bed, she was rubbin' my forehead wit a wet cloth and....


than u figured out it was ur mother....... isnt that how the movie goes????

ohh and "damn, I think sumone farted...... lets get outa here."

^^^ that gets em everytime
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Old 06-03-05, 10:14 PM   #2
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than u figured out it was ur mother....... isnt that how the movie goes????

ohh and "damn, I think sumone farted...... lets get outa here."

^^^ that gets em everytime

nah, but she did look old enough to be a mom, but she was white.
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Old 06-03-05, 06:53 PM   #3
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hi... i'd use a corny pick up line but your to beautiful for that..... or in my case i just go hi i'm mike... that works really well to
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Old 06-03-05, 06:54 PM   #4
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^or you could jus show her your sig, and be like "I'm the guy wit th egun, you the guy on the right. If You don't go out wit me, it's gonna be an ugly fight". weerd.......
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Old 06-03-05, 06:55 PM   #5
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^...those were cake-ish...but seein how ur from st.paul....i wont say ne thing else bad
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Old 06-08-05, 11:36 PM   #6
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^...those were cake-ish...but seein how ur from st.paul....i wont say ne thing else bad



werd we have the northern charm... and you know how fine the Minnesota girls be.. i know 9th degree does
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Old 06-03-05, 06:55 PM   #7
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Old 06-03-05, 07:11 PM   #8
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man vp be king of pickup lines

and ill look for the thread link of the old pickupline thread
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concidering that i've got compliments from girls off of rv from that pic makes me wonder where your pictures are.....

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Oh and lk I got a serious question 2 ask u baby from me 2u. Will u marry me and be my wife, and the mother of my kids and all?

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Old 06-03-05, 07:27 PM   #9
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Old 06-03-05, 07:31 PM   #10
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http://community.rapverse.com/showt...034#post1963034

I beleive thats the link

i remember when he did that one for the first time lmao
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concidering that i've got compliments from girls off of rv from that pic makes me wonder where your pictures are.....

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Oh and lk I got a serious question 2 ask u baby from me 2u. Will u marry me and be my wife, and the mother of my kids and all?

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Old 06-03-05, 07:34 PM   #11
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good call.
but these threads still are pretty fun.

how about this:

"hey baby, you like hot dogs"
"uh, sure"
*lights penis on fire*
"now how about a drink with that?"
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Old 06-03-05, 07:38 PM   #12
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thats a tight one akadius.
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Old 06-03-05, 08:19 PM   #13
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Old 06-03-05, 08:22 PM   #14
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Old 06-03-05, 09:13 PM   #15
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