CALI.. on a serious note... you are retarded

renting a place out to do a show yourself e.t.c causes so many problems.

for starters, theres money to rent the place(that could cost alot, depends on size and what the owner/manager is like), then theres money for a DJ for the night and any other acts/entertainment u might put on to entertain the crowed.

then theres the fact, your totally un-known, so why wud ppl turn up?? therefore meaning you need to get a DJ or an act that is EXTREMELY HIGHLY respected in order to pull in the numbers(now your talking about a shit load of money that your not guaranteed to get back)

and thats before you get flyers and posters designed, and then printed.

then after all that.... you have to spend HOURS per day promoting it(whilst trying to get your CD's ready to sell e.t.c e.t.c).... this basically creates extra work piled on top of all the work you allready have to do in preperation for hustling your CD.

and whilst your spending all this un-necisary money and wasting all this time... your far from guaranteed to make ur money back nevermind any profit... and your wasting time promoting when ur far from guaranteed it will pay off when u could have spent that time doin sumthin way more constructive.

and dont come at me with "ive done this, ive done that, what do u do??" type shit.

cos for starters, ive done event promotion, ive had my own nights at night clubs, i am good friends with many people who promote for a living now...

but to put all this in short.

your best bet is approaching promoters n givin them demo's or spittin there n then for them or whatever and trying to get on the bill of an event thats allready respected.... C.A.L.I = RV's wackest and biggest wannabe.

he must be talkin shit bout his sales, cos i never knew people paid for music that was a million miles off beat