Well, not only that, but it's more of like a shot gun blast in comparison to like.. a rifle. Diarhea has also caused me many sharts in my day as well, so I can't say that I'm too fond of it, but I just hate having my ass hairs all tangled up with dump.

Have you tried to wiggle it out while you're dumping?

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Mic Master Hung

i thought this was about chicks... hahahaha

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Nah, this is about man shit.. literally.

This should be moved to The Cerebral Approach

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Mic Master Hung

Lmao. I think I would catch some complaints if I did that.

man, i love the dumps, where you havn't dumped for like a day, and its ALLL solid crap, and it hurts at first, but then slides out soooo easily and it fucking is next the best thing to an orgasmic thing with a woman, shiiit

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Nah, If I don't take a dump in a day or two it's just built up and hurts the whole way out.

I remember I ate all the skin off some chinease chicken wings and woke up in the middle of the night wit diareha.The shit was literally like water, and I was shitting out a little blood and dark colored brownish mud water out my ass.Another time I was trying to shit so hard and I shit out something that looked like an organ.That happened to long ago even though I didn't bother to check that picture of what is looked like is stuck in my head to this day, it was huge, and pinkish, like an organ or something.

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This thread is so wierd... but yo...

I hate the ones where you havent done a shit for like 3 days, so the air gets into your asshole sometimes, must be during farts or something, and hardens the bottom of the shit into a rock-hard, stone-like mass. So when you do eventually shit, that tears the asshole, causing much pain. Then straight after that, a whole lot of moist shit rushes out and burns your asshole... fuck those ones.

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Dude..

You have a crazy asshole.

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Mic Master Hung

You must be an amateur dumper or something, then. Every man faces the tear of the dump.

Nah, I haven't faced anything that severe

Maybe we are just two different types of dumpers

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Mic Master Hung

Yeah, you're an amateur dumper and I'm a man dumper.

if you knew ANYTHING about dumps, which clearly, you dont, you would know that dumping is a united thing. Only one type.

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