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Old 04-05-06, 11:59 PM   #16
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yo momma such a wetback, i went to pop a cherry and accidently popped a bean
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Old 04-06-06, 12:00 AM   #17
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Yo Momma so ugly, when she stood in front of the funny mirror, it made her look like Halle Berry.
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Old 04-06-06, 12:00 AM   #18
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Yo mamma is so fat she eats "wheat thicks"
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Old 04-06-06, 12:00 AM   #19
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lol


Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
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Old 04-06-06, 12:01 AM   #20
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Yo momma so stupid she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper .
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Old 04-06-06, 12:01 AM   #21
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to momma's so fat.........she tried on a "sean john" shirt..........and it said



SEAN JOHN
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Old 04-06-06, 12:01 AM   #22
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Yo momma so stupid she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said "Disney World - Left" so she went home.
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Old 04-06-06, 12:02 AM   #23
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ehhh

Yo momma hair so short, when she got extensions, it looked like stitches.








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Old 04-06-06, 12:02 AM   #24
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Yo mammas so fat her belly buttons got an echo
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Old 04-06-06, 12:03 AM   #25
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yo momma must be with chingy cause at the salon, she's known as the trakk star
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Old 04-06-06, 12:03 AM   #26
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Yo momma so stupid she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said "Disney World - Left" so she went home.


But, what if she was comin from the other direction? Wouldn't it say, "Disney World, right?"
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Old 04-06-06, 12:03 AM   #27
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lol, i guess so........

Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said, "Guess" so she said, "Levi's."
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Old 04-06-06, 12:04 AM   #28
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Yo mommas so stupid she went to a Clippers game and thought she was gunna get a free haircut.
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Old 04-06-06, 12:04 AM   #29
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yo momma so stupid i aksed her "wut color iz blue?" n she though fo a while n then just gave up, werd
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Old 04-06-06, 12:04 AM   #30
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<-------my thousandth post......WERD!


yo mommas head so small........she wear's bottle caps when it rains
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