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Old 08-09-06, 11:19 AM   #1
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lmfao i actually went 30 minutes and didnt nut my first time....how gay.....

she had to be home...and well...i just couldnt get it done in time..i have no fuckin clue why..........i did the complete opposite of what most people do first time lol
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Old 08-09-06, 11:29 AM   #2
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lmfao i actually went 30 minutes and didnt nut my first time....how gay.....

she had to be home...and well...i just couldnt get it done in time..i have no fuckin clue why..........i did the complete opposite of what most people do first time lol


^ word...obviously for me i did...he's 2 now
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Old 08-09-06, 01:50 PM   #3
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lmfao i actually went 30 minutes and didnt nut my first time....how gay.....

she had to be home...and well...i just couldnt get it done in time..i have no fuckin clue why..........i did the complete opposite of what most people do first time lol


Exactly the same shit that happened to me.

And Apokolyptik...I've had sex when I have been fucking hammered.

Hard as a rock.
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Old 08-09-06, 06:05 PM   #4
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Exactly the same shit that happened to me.

And Apokolyptik...I've had sex when I have been fucking hammered.

Hard as a rock.


Get out of here you lying little fucker
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Old 08-09-06, 11:59 AM   #5
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Seriously, yesterday I lost my virginity (I'm 15 not 20 like people here seem to think) when I was raging drunk. I met this girl who's a nice girl, big tits, nice ass and shaved pussy. She was pretty drunk as well but I'd had fuckloads of cider and 2 cans of fosters. Pretty much all the people I was with were raging drunkards and I was one of them. So anyway I took her to the mens toilets in the town shopping centre, and they're nice toilets and all but what the fuck?

So we were both naked from the trousers down, and one of the most embarassing things happened. My friends Chris lost his virginity when he was drunk and he said he couldn't get it up and couldn't cum because the alchohol prevents the bloodflow to the penis from working properly. So he was shagging her for a while with a semi after trying for aaaaaaages to get it up and he just said "I can't do this without a hard on, sorry." I had the SAME problem, I tried for ages to get it up then finally did and was fucking her for maybe 2 minutes then banged my head on the toilet door REALLY hard and nearly lost conciousness. After that I couldn't get hard again, I was so ashamed. Big John had let me down when I most needed him. It's true I did finger and lick her out until she was squirting all over the place, but I'd rather have given her a good hard fucking ya know?

At least now I can say I've had sex, but next time I'm gonna be sober as a rock and horny as fuck. ANY guy who says they had sex while they were drunk and had a raging boner are lying through their teeth. The best you can do is a semi, maybe if you've had sex loads you could get it up after a while. But damn it takes ages, and it's 100 times better when you're sober.


it's all good dude girls are usually extra cool about this kinda shit...as long as you didnt tell her its your first time shell just blame the alcohol...

and especially since you made the effort to make her come...it will be more along the lines of "that guy was so cute i wish he hadnt drank so much so we couldve had sex" instead of "what a fucking loser he couldnt even get it up" like youre thinking...

if i was you as soon she started moaning i wouldve been like "bitch wait till you see me SOBER!!" and gotten the number. If you got her off eating her out shed probably be more than willing to give you another shot at the pussy...

oh well...i guess the moral of this story is...it's happenned to everybody...girls know it happens...dont get self concious about it...just find another girl and have a proper first time...
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Old 08-09-06, 12:17 PM   #6
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You ate the pussy because you couldn't get hard?

ROFL.

That's weird because when I'm drunk, I get horny when there isn't any females around :-/. So I don't know what you're talking about. But next time pop an E pill then try to get some pussy.

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Old 08-09-06, 12:22 PM   #7
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^^^ sex on E is like...heaven. hahahaha hurry for doggystyle! lol just thouhg tid add that..the bitches love it
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Old 08-09-06, 12:24 PM   #8
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sex on e is pretty good...

sex on acid is better...

sex on blow is CRAZY...it makes girls FEIND for dick...like they want nothing more than to just have a dick in them...they hop around on it like a rabbit...

any of those three will work...
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Old 08-09-06, 12:27 PM   #9
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dont go overboard on the snow... that'll also cause impotence
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^^ yup. and i dont think imma ever do acid...fuck that shit --_--
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Old 08-09-06, 12:31 PM   #11
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ive never had that problem...and ive done two grams to the FACE...like in six lines one after another...

acid isnt for everybody...if you freak out when youre on drugs DONT DO IT...if you just sit back and chill and you always remember that it's just a drug and it will be over soon youll be able to handle it...its fun as HELL..
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Old 08-09-06, 12:32 PM   #12
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how much is schema sounding like Nos right now?
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Old 08-09-06, 12:33 PM   #13
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dude 2 grahms...im talkin three balls.. then try to fuck...
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Old 08-09-06, 12:35 PM   #14
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dude 2 grahms...im talkin three balls.. then try to fuck...


three balls is like what my dealer does when he feels like going crazy...

i cant hang with that level of blow especially the shit i get...haha you win that is what i call overboard...

you should meet my dude though...ive seen him like do a quarter then order a large pizza and go to sleep...
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Old 08-09-06, 01:30 PM   #15
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three balls is like what my dealer does when he feels like going crazy...

i cant hang with that level of blow especially the shit i get...haha you win that is what i call overboard...

you should meet my dude though...ive seen him like do a quarter then order a large pizza and go to sleep...


OH MY FUCKING LORD... thats dope as shit... yeah its not on basis i do that... only when i go see my boys in G.R. pick up shit for cheep and go ape shit that night.. and not sleep and get anxiety.. then kick myself in the ass the next three days cuz my sinusus are fucked. then wait two weeks then do it again...a large pizza.. fuck thats nutz man
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