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if you wanted to see how long my penis is without makin it gay, all you have to do is ask tha children in my neighborhood.

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from tha ground werd

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Lol ya, after me and ya mom finish screwing I go "so don't lie, you raised him, and Nicky just keeps saying its bigger then mine, tell the truth..."

and then she says "no, no it isn't"

and then yea... we have sex some more

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That's all well and good, but doesn't you asking about the size of my penis (or any dudes for that matter) make you gay?

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No because I wouldn't ask for the size, I'd just be like "your son is annoying, he keeps telling me his dick is bigger, it's mad annoying because i'm huge so he obviously can't be bigger right?"

Then she'd be like "ofcourse not sugar plum!"

And then i'd be like "well tell him it is anyways, he needs it for his confidence"

and then she'd be like "awww hunny bunny, you are the sweetest canadian man ever!"

and then we'd have sex... again...

nothing gay about that is there?

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Why would you even be bringing up my penis size though? It don't matter how you sugarcoat it, you are still curious about my penis size and that makes you a HOMOSEXUAL.

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no cuz im not asking how big your dick is, im asking if it's smaller then mine cuz you keep saying it's not

that's not gay, it'd be gay to be like "DUDE MY DICK IS SO BIG, SO MUCH BIGGER THEN YOURS!"

telling other dudes bout ur dic = gay

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Unless his mom is actually a boy.

well... you got me... then uhh, uhmm... then i'd be gay

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lmao @ this thread. haha

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^lmfao....

i still think spul got u...if ya girls screamin stop, i cant/never had a dick this big

thats what you were askin..if he can prove it without asking.

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Let ME fiiiinnd ooout

...bad defense. lol

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Let ME fiiiinnd ooout

<<< instigates for no reason.


s.v.

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QUESTION: Is it even possible to improve upon perfection???
ANSWER: CRHYME SINDICATE



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R.I.P. Jonathan "ONE MAN BAND/TERUMOTO" Nigro. Goodbye brother. God bless the dead. One love.

y'all killed the initial genius of this thread

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if genius was ever retardation for the sake of laughter.

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