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Old 06-16-03, 03:04 PM   #1
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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch".
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Old 06-16-03, 03:11 PM   #2
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Bruklor = King of Comedy
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Old 06-16-03, 03:37 PM   #3
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Yes Yes, Thank You Thank You.

Mushroom walks into a bar. Bartender says "We don't serve your type here". The Mushroom replies "Why not? I'm a fun guy".
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Old 06-16-03, 04:18 PM   #4
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LMAO @ that

That was the stupidest thing ever. . but it actually made me laugh. LOL. Or maybe it's all that crack I smoked earlier.
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Old 06-17-03, 12:01 PM   #5
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So Jesus walks into a hotel, throws some nails on the counter and says "can you put me up for the night."


rotflmaof thats funny ^^
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Old 06-17-03, 12:51 PM   #6
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Quot AxL, You know I'm a regular Jim Carrey.

And yeah kgm that was pretty funny, it made me laugh.
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Old 06-17-03, 12:55 PM   #7
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just read your ish lol took a min to comprehend yanno the bud fucks wit ya some times but lol **ouch**

hey tell me some more keep me entertained
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Old 06-17-03, 01:20 PM   #8
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Alright so there is a group of people and they are pelting this whore with rocks, so Jesus walks up and says "Please people let he who be without sin cast the first stone." Sure enough a rock comes flying through the air, and he turns around and says "mother you really piss me off."
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Old 06-17-03, 01:23 PM   #9
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lmaof where do you get these jesus jokes from lol
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Old 06-17-03, 01:25 PM   #10
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What did BabyCorn say to MamaCorn?

"Where's PapaCorn"

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"Pobing the Unicorn"
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Old 06-17-03, 01:29 PM   #11
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lmao

wish i could tell funny jokes and be popular like you guys


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Old 06-17-03, 02:23 PM   #12
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What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..."
A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."
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Old 06-17-03, 02:24 PM   #13
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Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides
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Old 06-17-03, 06:37 PM   #14
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haha i love it
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Old 06-17-03, 09:15 PM   #15
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What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..."
A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."


lmao gotdamn thats some funny shit you the new rb comedy i official deem you lmao
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