lol @ yall talkin big and bad about spiders...

Ha...Your shoe is ineffective when you're sleep and it's crawling in and out of your mouth!



How about this...you go to pick up a rock and a spider bites the shit out your hand...


lol

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sounds like your fear and paranoia talking. camels stomach is what...3 feet off the ground?? 4??

I'm over 6 feet tall son, lol, I got ZERO fear of a 4-foot jumpin spider jumpin on my face man, that's paranoid shit. too much TV in your brain. you probably already painted some far fetched horrific images in your mind of this spider with super powers attacking you.


"ohh shit I'm scared of what this spider can't do aahhhhh!!!!" lmao, even worse to have all these nightmares live in your head and be in fear of a spider that's a good 4000 miles away lmao.

nothing to be scared of man, it's just a normal living animal trying to stay alive just like you. Hold a big sider in your hand and you'll find that they're actually pretty docile when you're not screaming like a hoe.

yay.

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I know it can't actually jump onto your face, -_-

And I never said I was scared of them, why would I be scared of a spider in Iraq?

I meant like, if I ever actually saw one close by, i'd run like a bitch, lol I can admit that.

Ok, they can't jump 6 feet, true, but they do run 10 mph, and are apparently extremely aggresive when provoked, and maybe walking close to them would be provoking enough.

So like I said, running like a bitch in the other direction would prolly be my plan.

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But damn @ how fun it would be to unleash like, 12 of them into a public high school and during their lunch break and start recording.

lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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lmao, man you live in fear of something smaller than a dime that can cause absolutely zero harm to you what so ever.

I heard that same spider rumor in my life time, but yet....not me nor anyone I ever met or knew in my entire life has ever said "wow man, you know, the craziest shit happened to me yesterday night! i woke up with a spider in my mouth!". do you know anyone this ever happened to, cuz I sure as hell don't.

Spiders are terrified of you man, they haul ass the moment they realize you're there. you think any of ems gonna try taking up residence in your face?? yeah right. that's like an escaped convict trying to live in the jails basement.

get real.

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nobodies even commented on the bird spider pic i put 2nd post
try holding that in your hand appex!

you never think that you moving fast would be "provoking" them like it does to snakes, bears, rhinos, lions, dogs, and every other animal that has a fight or flight system?

you see a big ass spider son, unless it's heading toward you, don't move. same applies for any animal. stop freeze, calm down, remember it's more scared of you than you are of it, then calmly walk back and away. they don't want a conflict just liek you dont.


running and screaming = OH SHIT HE'S UP TO SOMETHING!! GET EM!!!

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I've held a tarantula in my hand many times. it's heavy, it's hairy, it's pretty ugly lookin at first, but once again man, these shits don't attack you for their own personal entertainment, they attack because they feel threatened. don't make em excited and liek I said man, they're pretty chill. just walks around your hand and checks shit out like any animal does in your hand.

no different at all.

startle the worlds cutest puppy and it'll still bite you. it's just a defense mechanism. the same holds true for spiders, dogs, bears, skunks, everything.

shit, ever seen someone with a beard of bees, yet not get one single sting? why you think that is? cuz they're calm and see no need for alarm.
then you got te "bee keeper" who knows he's gonna get stung the first change the bees get. why? he's doing shit to put em on the defensive.

who you want to be? mr. bee-beard who's laughin, or me bee-keeper who's in fear daily?

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lol...I don't fear spiders....I was saying that spiders aren't completely defenseless against your shoe.

They can creep up on dat ass.


CRUNCH!

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Ya I know that about most animals, usually it's because of their instinct though, when there prey see's them they don't think "I should just stay still", the first thing they do I fucking run. So when a predator animal ee's you running, it's hunting instincts also kick in and it'll take you down. But iunno if it's the same thing for spiders, i'd rather just run from it

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appexx you type pretty fucking fast, we gotta have a type off or something

I thought spiders only had eight legs

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HELLLZ YEEAHH !!!!

btw, I was just fucking around with the whole run the opposite direction like a bitch part.

ON THE REAL

LIKE 100% SERIOUS what I would do if I saw one

I would stay very still, get good aim, and fucking throw the shit out of something hard at it, then i'd fucking run....

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it aint a spider...

it's a "arachnide" or something like that

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