haha, i just walk up and start conversating

1. Nice pants....they'd probably look better on my bedroom floor.

2. Nice shoes.....wanna fuck?

3. *licks finger then taps girl's shoulder* let's get you out of those wet clothes

4. Do you believe in love at first sight? Should I walk by again?

5. If you went camping with a friend and woke up one morning with a condom sticking out of your ass, would you tell anyone? Wanna go camping?

Word.......™

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number three is soooo dope, im gonna try that lololoololoolol

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BITCH get in my car

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To Be Honest...I Don't Know Why I Bothered

pick up lines are wack as fuck.
best pick up is eye contact & a smile

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vote on these and a honest vote will be returned

re~verb vs legion (topical)
re~verb vs shard (text)

i ain't gotta use no lines since every fucking chick thinks i look like banks *brushes sholuders off and pops collar* but here's one for ya

are u jamaican...?
u must be because jamaican me hot

# 3 On Tha List Is Dopness Ahahahaha

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It's Murdah now, not murder.

You - "Hey!"
Her - "Uhh.. hey"
You - *Run away*

For real.

That one didn't work for me when I tried it.

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Ruffies are by far the best ice-breaker.

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chillin' like refrigerators

Pick-up lines are funny, I like guys making themselves look like a complete idiot with those predictable lines. They look cute then lolz...

Dress-up parties are the best for pick-up lines. I was dressed as a cat and this guy was dressed as Mickey Mouse so he comes up to me and he's like: I'm scared of you. So I ask why and he's like: well, cats have tendency to eat mice...

And then I did my famous roar lolz...

Pick-up lines rule even though they don't work ...

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Is there a mirror in your pocket?

Because I can see myself in your pants!