Originally Posted by gladbag

Rhyming Like EMINEM

Look cats rate my dome as stupid I’ll get the microphone
And loop it around your neck like Clint Eastwood gone
And hang em high so go ahead and make my day you fake
Anyway got plenty of Dre for you sucker NWA ready to make
Another hit brothers can spit like I do and when Ice Cube
Is not a nice dude I get my AK and walk away after I heist his food?
Or get on my Honda go borrow JLO's Anaconda he don’t like snakes
Hardcore program, doors go slammed in my face taking Kim out for steaks
So we can make up for Haley sake, so we at the golden Corral
And this dude walks up talks corrupt like he knows my wife Kim
Ready to knife him so what? You never seen ass before? Life’s dim
I started to freak or whatever so Kim yall sleep together? Oh no
Just friends, so yo dawg kim got a man and that’s me on the down low bro
Oh fuck now feeble and misled wanna stick needle in my head
Dude best get lost it’ll be a rude cost in my gun blast forgot no bullets
Then ready to pistol whip this ass brain starting to slip fast ready to pull it