Yeah, I know what you're talking about. You're all glad that it's over after that rush of dumpage pain, but then the fluid shit just follows up and all the slight tears and stuff in your ass is just covered and you're like, "What the fuck?!" Those ones suck pretty bad, I must say.

Yeah, and tends to tear the walls of your anus.

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yeah, it was funny

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no man, it hurts for like the first 10 seconds, then slides out cause your anus i pertruded with a massive log of shit

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I think I've only experienced that once or twice. For me it either hurts like no other the whole way out or it's just a smooth ride.

oh i hate those once. the hurting ones. UCK!

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Yeah, those suck, but one thing I can enjoy is knowing I just pushed a beast out. The most annoying ones for me is when you sit there and push and it feels like a complete man dump, and then only one-two small dumps come out and you're just sitting there pissed off about the waste of time and shit.

Word man. Its dope after you push out the most painful and burning of dumps, and then it feels like youve rid your body of a demon or evil spirit of some kind.

I remember one of the most horrible experiences of my life was when I had surgery and had to take a dump. I got my appendix out, so all my abdominal muscles were in intense pain, and were out of order.. I also was on this really strong pain killer, which made my shit hard and black. I decided to come home from the hospital earlier than advised, because I thought I was man enough to heal on my own.

Anyway, one night, I needed to do the fattest dump. I hadnt shat for days because it was so hard to move, so I could tell this dump was HUGE. So its 12 midnight, I drag myself over to the bathroom and sit down.

For 2 and a half hours I was sitting there with a huge ass hard black shit tearing its way out of my asshole ever so slowly, and I couldnt even push it, because I couldnt use my muscles... I just had to wait it out.... It was the worst pain...

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You wanna post an experience? if not, then shut up and leave.

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Yes, i saw a little red on my turd once..

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green shits means your sick and you ate too much....or else you're just fuckin weird

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I've had quite a few of those in my day. Just like, forest green and stuff.

the toilet paper is all green, and the shit looks like a fucking chia pet

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where they're so big, they just hurt like a fist punching yo9ur anus the whole way through

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I say the ones right after you eat really spicy food that make it feel like you are shitting out all your stomach acid and shit. Then the diarrehea version of that is enough to start dialing 911.

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