^^ True, but for some reason I can picture a spider like that jumping up into the air and attatching onto your face and eating your brain out, that's fucked up. Lol.

"Vertical leap"

Fuck I use to hate those LITTLE jumping spiders at my cottage, they were able to jump around really quick to avoid you trying to swat them, and they were some of the most aggresive insects i'd ever seen, they'd jump right onto you, bite, and then jump off. So a GIANT jumping spider that feeds on camels, maaaan, I aint tryna step on that, if I was a soldier in Irag i'd totaly bazooka that muh fuckin giant.

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sounds like your fear and paranoia talking. camels stomach is what...3 feet off the ground?? 4??

I'm over 6 feet tall son, lol, I got ZERO fear of a 4-foot jumpin spider jumpin on my face man, that's paranoid shit. too much TV in your brain. you probably already painted some far fetched horrific images in your mind of this spider with super powers attacking you.


"ohh shit I'm scared of what this spider can't do aahhhhh!!!!" lmao, even worse to have all these nightmares live in your head and be in fear of a spider that's a good 4000 miles away lmao.

nothing to be scared of man, it's just a normal living animal trying to stay alive just like you. Hold a big sider in your hand and you'll find that they're actually pretty docile when you're not screaming like a hoe.

yay.

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lol @ yall talkin big and bad about spiders...

Ha...Your shoe is ineffective when you're sleep and it's crawling in and out of your mouth!



How about this...you go to pick up a rock and a spider bites the shit out your hand...


lol

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lmao, man you live in fear of something smaller than a dime that can cause absolutely zero harm to you what so ever.

I heard that same spider rumor in my life time, but yet....not me nor anyone I ever met or knew in my entire life has ever said "wow man, you know, the craziest shit happened to me yesterday night! i woke up with a spider in my mouth!". do you know anyone this ever happened to, cuz I sure as hell don't.

Spiders are terrified of you man, they haul ass the moment they realize you're there. you think any of ems gonna try taking up residence in your face?? yeah right. that's like an escaped convict trying to live in the jails basement.

get real.

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lol...I don't fear spiders....I was saying that spiders aren't completely defenseless against your shoe.

They can creep up on dat ass.


CRUNCH!

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name one spider hunts humans as a food source??? NONE!!! so the spider you're talkin about creepin up to sneak you...doesn't exist!! lmao. scared of nothin man.

besides, when they get peeped trying to play slick, guess what...

they get Riverdanced on. and that's if I don't feel like just catchin em and throwin em outside where they can hunt for bugs tryin to get in my house.


yup. sounds about right. spiders = an asset son. natural pest control, not a pest themselves.

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Apexx...lighten up whodi...It's a joke...Humans are not spider food...

There's only a problem when it becomes an invasion of space, inadvertantly or not.

And, please don't lecture me on the important of insects and spiders/other Chelicerates.

I have a degree hanging on the wall that says I learned more about BUGS than any human being should.

Thank you.

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I know it can't actually jump onto your face, -_-

And I never said I was scared of them, why would I be scared of a spider in Iraq?

I meant like, if I ever actually saw one close by, i'd run like a bitch, lol I can admit that.

Ok, they can't jump 6 feet, true, but they do run 10 mph, and are apparently extremely aggresive when provoked, and maybe walking close to them would be provoking enough.

So like I said, running like a bitch in the other direction would prolly be my plan.

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you never think that you moving fast would be "provoking" them like it does to snakes, bears, rhinos, lions, dogs, and every other animal that has a fight or flight system?

you see a big ass spider son, unless it's heading toward you, don't move. same applies for any animal. stop freeze, calm down, remember it's more scared of you than you are of it, then calmly walk back and away. they don't want a conflict just liek you dont.


running and screaming = OH SHIT HE'S UP TO SOMETHING!! GET EM!!!

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Ya I know that about most animals, usually it's because of their instinct though, when there prey see's them they don't think "I should just stay still", the first thing they do I fucking run. So when a predator animal ee's you running, it's hunting instincts also kick in and it'll take you down. But iunno if it's the same thing for spiders, i'd rather just run from it

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^^more power to ya. I dont like to "try my luck" when there's a working technique already out lol. lol best case you'll run and ANYTHING you're running from will still attack you. your "luck" is did you get away or not lol.

and some of us don't rely on luck. they count on common sense.

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Ok ok, here's where i'm gonna finally stop fucking around and actually come with a serious post.

Like you said, and also like I said, most predator animals won't decide to attack you if you just stare them in the eyes, and then walk backwards slowly, then slowly turn around and walk away. That's true, that has to do with their instinct. Insects are known more for using a "play dead" maneuver when they feel provoked, so if you get close they'll just stay very still until you distance yourself, then they'll make a run for it, or they'll wait until they think you're too close and be like, "fuck playing dead i'm making a run for it, and they'll take off."

However, I think you should watch some more animal planet, animals and insects are not the same thing. Wolfs, bears, tigers, etc... are not known to be extremely aggresive towards humans. Neither are most predator insects. These Camel Spiders are known for that though. You can say "He's fucking stupid, how the fuck is a tiger not aggresive?" Well, obviously a tiger is, BUT, you can train a tiger, you can train a lion, you can train a wolf, a bear, etc... You've prolly seen them starring in movies before. You CAN'T train a fucking Camel Spider though, that's for sure. You think I'd be testing my luck by turning to run as fast as I can from one? Maybe you'd be the one testing your luck trying to have a stare down against a giant spider. You don't know if its survival instincts will be the same as most other creatures. You're taking a chance man. Maybe the camel spider will think you're trying to provoke it by having a stare down with it and not running away from it as fast as you can. Because look at this way

A tiger, lion, bear, wtv, when they hunt their prey, they sneak up on it, get close enough, and then take off after it and try to bring it down wtv way that may be.

A camel spider, it dosn't go on chases, it sneaks up on helpless victims, numbs the skin so you can't feel anything, and then eats away without it's prey even knowing it. It dosn't hunt the same way.

So if I ran, i'm pretty sure the Camel Spider would be like, "well fuck chasing him, maaan, ima go find me some easier prey." I think someone staring straight at them taking small steps backwards tells them "shit, this dude isn't running, and he's not giving me any space to run, I guess i'll have to scare him off (bite the fuck out of him)"

Now I could be wrong, or I could be right, but i'm letting you know right now, I know a lot about bugs and animals and shit.

Now tell me one last thing, wich is less threatning to you

A. A man with a gun running from you as fast as he can

B. A man with a gun staring you down and slowly backing away from you

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But damn @ how fun it would be to unleash like, 12 of them into a public high school and during their lunch break and start recording.

lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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nobodies even commented on the bird spider pic i put 2nd post
try holding that in your hand appex!

I've held a tarantula in my hand many times. it's heavy, it's hairy, it's pretty ugly lookin at first, but once again man, these shits don't attack you for their own personal entertainment, they attack because they feel threatened. don't make em excited and liek I said man, they're pretty chill. just walks around your hand and checks shit out like any animal does in your hand.

no different at all.

startle the worlds cutest puppy and it'll still bite you. it's just a defense mechanism. the same holds true for spiders, dogs, bears, skunks, everything.

shit, ever seen someone with a beard of bees, yet not get one single sting? why you think that is? cuz they're calm and see no need for alarm.
then you got te "bee keeper" who knows he's gonna get stung the first change the bees get. why? he's doing shit to put em on the defensive.

who you want to be? mr. bee-beard who's laughin, or me bee-keeper who's in fear daily?

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