i stare but dont see there????.............

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I put down the mana card 'charge charizard of the kinky cards', eroticism level 3.


HP: 400

Attacks:

Fluffy Pillow- 30 damage
Candy Hearts- Flip three coins. For each heads, your pokemonster chokes on the nastiness and loses 20 HP. For each tails, the Charizard loses 20 HP.

wtf y u talkin bout poke bullshits......lol

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Alright, I draw...

Hentai Blastoise.

HP 410

Attacks:

Cock wizzler - Flip coin, if heads you get wizzled with cock. 25 Damage.

CAW CAW - Pick a number from 1 to 10... Whatever number is chosen is gay, and you get confused. Or something.

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I use the magic card hump of the dark flame. A puppy humps your card's leg and then nothing else happens.

I attack with Charizard. Use Fluffy Pillow attack. Does 30 damage to a windowsill. Windowsill shatters and jagged blades of glass fall on Pen 'N Paper.

I then place a trap--- I mean a card face down and end my turn.

Got Milk?

I use a time pause card.

The jizz from the dog splatters off and blinds Kein.

Pen N' Paper licks it off.

I now draw LL cool K.

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I draw Mimesis and force them to battle.

When this is going on, I use my other eye on my other head to see through the fabric of my pants.

Using the jizz attack, as I presumed he would, Maximus fell right into my trap.

I use the trap card 'Tizzle'. Tizzle goes in a wild frenzy and headbutts the jizzer repeatedly.

fuck u maximus how bout me and kein vs u......lol my dog vs. u who wins idk this is wack as hell

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Drawing LL Cool K makes a splatter sheild over the battle feild...

Mimesis is stunned by the shrapnel from Tizzles attack after bouncing off the splatter sheild.

A racoon is place on the field.

First one to touch him eats tomatos and radishes.

In soviet russia, the car drives you.

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I try to use a metamorphosis card to turn Tizzle into a vet, but no card in existence has that ability. Instead, I give him a helmet. He puts the helmet in his pants and uses it to attract a six hundred pound lady known as 'Ivanna Candy'.

Tizzle has a child with her known as Twizzler. He then is very delicious, but it turns out that he's actually sleeping with a six year old known as Pinocchio. Pinocchioo is burned in a furnace, and Tizzle uses his scorched wood to make a wooden swan. This two inch swan is thrown at Maximus.

i'm a card.............werd,

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Swan is deflected collapsing the Bridge de Giagantus.

Maximus pulls the green card. Border officers subdue Kein with 2 by 4s and cactus cover in olive oil.

Sex sex sex.

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Angered by Maximus' treacherous actions, the Lollipop Guild connect to form a massive machine to kill him. Unfortunately, being munchkins of a low calibur, the machine is knee-high on Maximus. So they piss on his shoes and run.

Luckily, I have a map that gives me directions to the moon.

I buy a toad made of a stool. A toadstool.

I give it to Tizzle, who puts it in his pants and uses it to attract the Frog who would be Brown. James Brown.

James Brown uses his soul attack to fend off my attackers, the evil border officials.

Tizzle eats a strawberry shortcake.

George "Dubya" Bush chokes on a pretzel and causes it to rain cats and dogs in Japanese as an accidental side effect.

Unknowingly.... LL Cool K is still on the playing board.

LL Cool K unleashes an unbareable attack. Knob Slobber. Doing this the isles of Vangoshernen are air lifted to the battle grounds and knob slobbed on top of all participants.

EAT BABIES.

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