"I ain tryna be a hater, just say what I think
but I seen better punchlines at the prom, waiting for drinks"

- Jin

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..The Council..
7 Day Theory

"Your mother's a crackhead and Kim is a known slut, so wuts Hailey gone be when she grows up?"

Ja Rule Sed it to Em in "Loose Change"

I hate ja rule, hes a fuckin fag... but I gotta admit I laughed when i heard this

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OMB you bastard, lol BTW it's "before bob marley was rockin a fade"


"I gave you a flow, I adopted you niggas. I did a lot for you niggas.
And this the fuckin thanks I get? You my son, you should thank my dick.//"

- Cass, Smack DVD

"It's snakes up in the grass, but cass gon blass when the heat is on.
I walk with shells...and I ain't got no adidas on.//"


- Cass, Smack DVD


"My rolex was a gift, so there's no time liek the Present"

- Sauce Money, For my Hustlas


"Fuck talk, nigga your lucks lost.
Niggas though you were Chinese the way you Duck Sauce//".

- Sauce Money, Benjamins freestyle.


"The Honey Gamer...the chicken tricker.
The long-dick booty sticker, the ready-to-buss-dat-ass kicker.//"

- Smoothe the Hustla, Broken Language.


"Cuz one day it's all war.
Till then my friday and saturday be for my daughter and my Son-day.//"

- Smoothe the Hustla, My Brother my Ace

"The Nautica Wearer, the Karl Kani man.
The "Mr Get Jig", the fly man. Notorius Ready to die man.//

- Smoothe the Hustla, Broken Language.


"The Noah killer. Expert Slayer, the white-girl gang banger.
The Virgin Mary fucker, the Jesus hanger.//
The vitals kicker. The drug dealer and title stripper.
The idol-flipper. The cross breaker and bible ripper.//"

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^word didnt think it was "rockin the phase" ... shit sounds kinda gay

"You ain't just wack, you're what wack wants to be when it grows up"
-Chino XL, 3 to the dome

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In bare-knuckle boxing,speed is the object
weavin and dodging with defensive blocking

I blew the fuck up, even though it was short and abrupt
I was the first rapper to ever to close orbit the sun

First rapper to speak over beats dogmatically
Mixed with Elizabethian drama and tragedy
-Canibus

Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic
Starin' at my jeans, watchin my genitals bulgin (Ooh!)
-eminem

"Jesus died at age 33, there's thirty-three shots
from twin glocks there's sixteen apiece, that's thirty-two
Which means, one of my guns was holdin 17
Twenty-seven hit your crew, six went into you"

-Nas, One Mic

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"Drivin up the block in the car that they shot ’pac in
Lookin for big’s killers, dressin' ridiculous
Blue and red like I don’t see what the big deal is
Double barrel twelve gauge bigger than chris wallace
Pissed off, cause biggie and ’pac just missed all this
Watchin all these cheap imitations get rich off ’em
And get dollars that shoulda been there’s like they switched wallets
And amidst all this crist’ poppin and wristwatches
I had to sit back and just watch and get nauseous"

em, marshell mathers

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And if it's not a rapper that I make it as
I'ma be a fuckin rapist in a Jason mask
-eminem

Jacked her then I asked her who's the man; she said, "B-I-G"
Then I bust in her E-Y-E

I'm using rubbers so they won't trace the semen
The black demon, got the little hookers screamin
-Biggie,dead wrong

"makin a porno clip with no plot and im the only guy in it" - ill bill... hahaha

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"..cuz they sounded like idiots...they went form gold to silter to platinum.//
After the new melinium they'll be wearing Iridium.
They so gassed, if a bitch suck they dick they'd prolly buss helium.//"

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"Lock oyu in a time capsule..smash the console.
Shit on you in reverse, suck you IN a brown hole."//

Canibus - Rip vs. Bis

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Beat you to death with weapons that eat through the flesh
And I never eat you unless the fuckin, meat looks fresh
-eminem

Throwin my clothes out the windows, so when the wind blows
I see my Polos and Timbos

Any plans with another bitch, my bitch'll spoil it
One day, she used my toothbrush to clean the toilet
-Biggie

"Who wanna battle? I'm bad to the bone marrow
The Earth got one sun but I walk with three shadows"

"MCs will compete with lyrics and beats get crushed
I'll hit you in your chest so hard, your shoulders will touch"

WHAT! ... canibus

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"I'm the illest nigga alive watch me prove it
I snatch a crown with your head still attatched to it
Canibus is the type who'll fight for mics
beatin' niggas to death and beatin' dead niggas to life"

OOOooo shit.. fucking sick.. his whole verse in that song was pretty ill..

canibus, 4,3,2,1

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