When I faught for this girl named melissa and got suspended. When I came back everybody told me she said we broke up. And when I talked to her she was like "oh baby I thought you were expelled I moved on".

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Man, WHAT.. THE.. FUCK?

nah see... ya'll actin like you know about pro-dumping. But look, I've seen my share of dumps and uh... well, I'm just pro.

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Mic Master Hung

Dude, if you have never experienced the tear of the dump you can barely classify yourself as a rookie dumper.

Well that's your opinion. You just need to expand your horizons on views of dumping.

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Mic Master Hung

Dude, I am like the Buddha of dumping. My knowledge is like that of Jesus or something. And so, when I say if you've never felt the tear of the dump I am right. Just don't dump for a few days then unleash it and you'll upgrade to a mediocre dumper.

fine, crazy asshole, you win. But this is not over, I will reign over the dumping scene in future events of shit-taking. mark my words, MARK.MY.WORDS.

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Mic Master Hung

Alright, i think im gonna sit the rest of this conversation out.

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But yeah, the other one that ties for worst for me is when you're not by a bathroom, but you KNOW you're about to shart your pants. So, you try and play it cool but totally shotgun blast your shorts and so you have to walk a retarded and sit like an idiot to try and avoid sitting in your own dump. Those ones suck.

Well, sharting in itself sucks.

the worst dumps are the soupy ones, they shoot out ,like comets

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*marks your words*

Maybe one day you can be like, the Moses of dumping. We'll have to wait and see if you can go through the training and in the dumping monestaries and stuff.

*starts holding shit*

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Mic Master Hung

like moses and part a sea of shit? like wtf?

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You're taking the analogies a little too far, man.

Word. On Sunday let that shit go and you should face the tear of the dump and be one step further to earning your medal. But yo, it's like I'm the Buddha of dumping and Hopesfall is like.. Ghandi of dumping. For real.