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08-20-05, 02:47 PM | #61 | |||||||
tha illest
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^lol, yea i just thought that this wasnt just one of those, "shit in my pants" stories, this one was extra special, so i had to up the ante n throw in the ceiling part lol
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08-20-05, 03:12 PM | #62 | ||||
L.E
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LMFAO...
GAWD DAMN IT!!! Now this is entertainment. I read the whole gawd damn thing. |
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08-20-05, 03:16 PM | #63 | ||||
Champion
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HAHAHAHAHAHAA LMAO LMFAO......LOTFL...LOL..ROFL..OMG................. .........HhAHAHAHAHA
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08-20-05, 04:24 PM | #64 | |||||||
Beantown's Finest
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LLLLLLLLLMMMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOO O
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA LLLLLLLLLLLLMMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAOO OOO that "shyt" was fuckin halarious..... A week prior, after Jaime consented to buttsex, I realized that I didn’t have any idea how to do it. How exactly do you fuck a girl in the ass? Luckily, I had the world’s best anal sex informational resource at my disposal: The gay waiter. I consulted several gay waiters who worked at one of my parents restaurants about the mechanics of buttsex, and each one recommended AstroGlide as the lubricant of choice. Much to my dismay, I learned that spitting on your dick is not enough lube for buttsex. Stupid, lying porn movies. The other important piece of advice I remembered was from Calvin, “Make sure you use enough, because if this is her first time, she’ll be especially tight, and it might hurt her. Use enough to really loosen her up and go slow until she gets used to it. Then it’s smooth sailing from there.” Well, since some is good, more is better, right? At 21, this seemed logical. I opened the cap, crammed the bottle top into her asshole, and squeezed. I probably emptied half of the 4-ounces of AstroGlide into her. I have since learned from homosexuals that a 4-ounce bottle usually lasts them about 6 months. So yeah--I overdid it. But I wasn’t done. Oh no, after depositing enough grease in her to run a Formula One racecar, I dumped half of what remained onto my cock and balls, really wanting to lube up because I didn’t want her to be uncomfortable. Really--consider my thought process: I was going to fuck her in the butt and film it without her consent, yet I was truly concerned about her personal comfort. Sometimes the contradictions in my personality even amuse me. LLLLLLLMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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08-20-05, 08:24 PM | #65 | ||||||
Middle Weight
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llolololololmaorofl
Great story but why'd you post this at a rap site? lololmao You vomited in her arse. |
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08-20-05, 08:45 PM | #66 | |||||||
I see dumb people
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lmfao......... that's so nasty god damn. but lmao was a good laugh. lmao.... i doubt you wrote it tho. but lmao... damn........
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08-20-05, 09:58 PM | #67 | ||||
Miss Me?
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hilarious, long and hilarious
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11-26-05, 04:10 PM | #68 | ||||
Ike
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best thread ever..........upped
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11-26-05, 04:13 PM | #69 | |||
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Mad old...I've read this months ago. Its on some guy's website.
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11-26-05, 04:13 PM | #70 | ||||
FuxJustAWord
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too bad it was fake....... lol
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11-26-05, 04:17 PM | #71 | ||||
Ike
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i dont care if its fake or not....when i read it.....i laughed for like an hour
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11-26-05, 04:42 PM | #72 | |||||||
I see dumb people
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^i kno, who gives a fuck if it's old. it's soo funny. lmao
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11-26-05, 05:01 PM | #73 | ||||
leave you rest'n pz's
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ive never read this b4,...had me in stitches, best text ive read in a long time..
. . my gut hurts from laughin so much...damn, that was funny...
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speak of biting, then you fucks flip everyone of my damn concepts what the fuck, was you high..? did you think i wouldn't recognize lines that i made then you come up some bullshit tryna prove that im gay...! . . fake fucks..move on...! |
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11-26-05, 06:39 PM | #74 | |||
Just searching.
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Tucker has done better. =\
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11-26-05, 09:34 PM | #75 | |||||
Engineer / Club Promoter
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god damn ike brining back the relics lmao. I thougt "BaM!" posted again cuz this aliases posts are usually pretty god damn hillarious.
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