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12-28-05, 04:24 AM | #61 | ||||
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Maybe one day you can be like, the Moses of dumping. We'll have to wait and see if you can go through the training and in the dumping monestaries and stuff. |
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12-28-05, 04:27 AM | #62 | |||||
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*starts holding shit*
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12-28-05, 04:28 AM | #63 | |||||
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like moses and part a sea of shit? like wtf?
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12-28-05, 04:29 AM | #64 | ||||
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Word. On Sunday let that shit go and you should face the tear of the dump and be one step further to earning your medal. But yo, it's like I'm the Buddha of dumping and Hopesfall is like.. Ghandi of dumping. For real.
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12-28-05, 04:29 AM | #65 | |||||
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You're taking the analogies a little too far, man. |
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12-28-05, 04:31 AM | #66 | |||||
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so, being the ghandi of taking shits, like does he poo in little peaceful droplets, of wisdom, or what?q
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12-28-05, 04:32 AM | #67 | ||||
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Yeah, pretty much. He's a peaceful dumper, but has also has a lot of wisdom in the subject.
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12-28-05, 04:34 AM | #68 | |||||
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that's pretty sweet..im envy, cause sometimes, it isn' that peaceful when i dump
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12-28-05, 04:49 AM | #69 | ||||||
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Word man. Its dope after you push out the most painful and burning of dumps, and then it feels like youve rid your body of a demon or evil spirit of some kind. I remember one of the most horrible experiences of my life was when I had surgery and had to take a dump. I got my appendix out, so all my abdominal muscles were in intense pain, and were out of order.. I also was on this really strong pain killer, which made my shit hard and black. I decided to come home from the hospital earlier than advised, because I thought I was man enough to heal on my own. Anyway, one night, I needed to do the fattest dump. I hadnt shat for days because it was so hard to move, so I could tell this dump was HUGE. So its 12 midnight, I drag myself over to the bathroom and sit down. For 2 and a half hours I was sitting there with a huge ass hard black shit tearing its way out of my asshole ever so slowly, and I couldnt even push it, because I couldnt use my muscles... I just had to wait it out.... It was the worst pain...
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12-28-05, 04:51 AM | #70 | |||||
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~~ roflcopter
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12-28-05, 04:51 AM | #71 | |||||
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fuck, probly like giviving birth....OMB, your'e the MAN
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12-28-05, 04:52 AM | #72 | ||||||
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man... that aint funny.
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12-28-05, 04:54 AM | #73 | |||||
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imagine, after tha intense black, shit of yours, a helicopter blade fuckin' just sppinn' trhough it..............lmlo
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12-28-05, 04:58 AM | #74 | |||||||
I can rap and stuff.
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The last paragraph almost needed a no homo attachment but you pulled it off homo-free.
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12-28-05, 04:59 AM | #75 | |||||||||
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the worst dumps?
the one's i gotta change when my boy drops one...(stomach upset currently -_-) whoosh
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