lmao, i've heard all these but with different names

No you haven't. You're just trying to look cool.

Unrelated note... the Mr. T one's are sweet too:

Mr. T captured all 150 Pokemon. He keeps them in cages in his van.

Knowing that no human being was good enough for him to bring down the red carpet at the premier of Rocky III, Mr. T brought his pet anaconda as a guest instead. At least that's who onlookers thought he brought. It turns out Mr. T decided to go totally alone. What was thought to be an anaconda at the time actually turned out to be the worst wardrobe malfunctions in red carpet history.

Mr. T puts the laughter in manslaughter.

Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood.

Plus the one in my sig.

werd

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Ahahahah. *dies*

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After Jesus turned water into wine, Mr. T turned that wine into blood and disappeared in a cloud of smoke. When the smoke settled all that remained was a giant wooden "T" and Jesus knew he was in trouble

ROFLMGAOSJAIFNKKSABLF

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The Bible was written from the inspiration of Vin Diesels one-act play entitled The Word According to Vinny.

Once, when Vin was REALLY hungry, he punched himself back in time just to eat a dinosaur.

Vin Diesel makes onions cry.
^^ ROFL

Vin Diesel kept Gary Coleman and Emmanuel Lewis from growing to full stature.

Vin Diesel was heavily into analogous at one time, but gave it up after finding there was too much brown nosing in the scene

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Vin Diesel can slam a revolving door.

Vin Diesel found the real-life Stargate. He travels through it from time to time just to show the other races out there who's boss.

On Vin's first day of pre-school, he consumed 8 bottles of glue - crazy glue.

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Vin Diesel likes to walk around with his penis pushed back between his legs. He calls it his Vin-gina.

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Vin Diesel has so many muscles that he resembles a condom full of walnuts.

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Like half the Vin Diesel facts are taken from the Chuck Norris facts, which are in turn taking from Mr. T facts, though T might steal Norris and Norris steals Diesel. Whatever, a lot are from the sites but are changed in who it's about.

The Vin site has been around forever.

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When Vin Diesel wishes to mail a letter, he forces it down the throat of the nearest housepet, then hurls the animal in the direction of the recipient's house.

lmfao.

these are ll, what the MR T ones and chuck norris or w/e the fuck ppl were on about

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Goliath threw the match against David when he heard the winner had to face Vin Diesel

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...The real Renegade before Hova...

Vin Diesel is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

HAHJHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHh OMFG........ LMFAO

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...The real Renegade before Hova...

Vin Diesel just saved a whole bunch of money on his car insurance by switching to Geico.

heh, kinda lame, but i was readin it serious as hell, so i found it funny

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...The real Renegade before Hova...

haha.

I read the Top 100.

The Mr T ones and Chuck Norris ones arent as good.

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