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Old 10-01-05, 03:28 AM   #1
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Damn you, Kyro fa posting before me... Dag, nigga.
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Old 10-01-05, 05:34 AM   #2
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yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles fell out
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Old 10-01-05, 05:35 AM   #3
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yo mamma so dumb she thought tupac shakur was a jewish holiday
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Old 10-01-05, 05:48 AM   #4
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ya momma so fat she fell down the grand canyon and got stuck

ya momma so stupid she got locked in ASDA (Walmart) and died of starvation

ya momma so stupid she got locked in a toilet and pissed herself

ya momma so ugly kids don't need dot to dots they use her face

ya momma so skinny she crossed the road and fell down a drain

ya momma so fat she got tatooed on her ass wide load

ya momma so fat she got tatooed on her ass don't overtake on the near side could cause accident

ya momma so fat she has to use the equator for a belt

ya momma so fat she couldn't wait 2 mins for ice cream so she ate the ice cream man

ya mommas so stupid she mugged the lollypop lady coz she thought the sign they held was edible

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Old 10-01-05, 06:01 AM   #5
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ya momma so fat she couldn't wait 2 mins for ice cream so she ate the ice cream man

OMFG
I dont know why the hell I literally laughed out loud when I read that..
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Old 10-01-05, 06:16 AM   #6
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OMFG
I dont know why the hell I literally laughed out loud when I read that..


word and i jus made that up
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Old 10-01-05, 11:34 AM   #7
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yo mama so ugly a burn victim wif 100% of theyre body burned 2 a crisp saw her n started throwin up

yo mama so fat she did a canon ball in tha ocean n it caused a tsunami

yo mama such a ho, shit, she my mama too!

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Old 10-01-05, 05:59 AM   #8
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your momma so ugly her hair tried to run away from her face and gave her a bald fade

your mommas so dumb she fell off a building and had to stop ask directions
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Old 10-01-05, 05:40 PM   #9
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My favorite one is:

Hank hill: Your mother's so obese, it effects her self esteem.

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