I laughed my ass off during the moment of silence last Remembrance Day. The best part was when everyone was offended.

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"I’m a mercenary, I don't care how I get richer,
Like American companies that did business with Hitler"
-Immortal Technique

Shhh we are

sorry me i didnt mean to lie about you again

I laugh when the eldery fall off of trampolines

Bruk, I've said some 'un-called-for' shit, but yo that Kingpin deserves to get a curling iron shoved up his ass. Ban him and I'll be sure never to second-guess the moderation abilities.

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One day in my science class my teachers daughter came into the room and kicked her dad in the balls. Now it isant funny because I know how much that hurts. It is funny because the daughter is 8 and she said, "Daddy, some boy said to do that and you would give me some candy." Our whole class started laughing like hell. Our teacher made us all take notes for the rest of the hour.

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LMFAO

hmm...some of my own...
when my brother, stole money and shit from my best friends house... and got caught... shit was just hilarious..somehow my friends dont find it funny... *shrugs*

whyte kidz who try to rap


::looks at skin color::

::bows head in shame::

I guess I shouldnt have laughed at this but I did anyway. One time I was at this place with my cousins. Somehow we got split up when we were leaveing and I was walking down these stairs and this old lady was infront of me. All of a sudden she tripped and hit her head on the rail and started rolling down the stairs until she came to a stop. I started laughing but I dont think anyone noticed because I tried to hide it. Anyway these two white guys helped her up and she blamed it on one of them and said they pushed her where she really just fell on her own. I dont know why but everytime I think about that shit it cracks me up.

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"Why would I argue with my own conscience over the truth? That's like me telling myself don't tell me what to do"-Canibus

yea i was in school and this weird kid named pat started havin a seizure in the hallway around 7th period, and there was foam on his face and he was shakin and they had a popsicle stick in his mouth, and my math teacher was standin in his classroom watchin like WAT THE FUCK

funniest thing i have ever seen

That reminds me of something else. I didnt actually see it but I think it was pretty funny. This kid at my school told me this other kid in his class started having a seizure and foam started coming out his mouth and shit. This girl tried to wave her hands and get the teachers attention and she just thought she was waving to her and waved back.

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"Why would I argue with my own conscience over the truth? That's like me telling myself don't tell me what to do"-Canibus

i remember this one blind kid in my high school that u didnt even have to tell him to do shit... like there is this one hot ass chick in my class wit him andshit and he always ask for her to help out on the formulas or something stupid like that, well he would just straight up start rubbin on her tities and feeling on her snatch and shit... and she wouldnt say shit but u could tell she didnt like it, and its funny cuz he had tthis lady that was there specifically to help his ass out and shit.... oh shit son i remember this one time, it was that foos last day of school and shit, and that girl was wwerein a skirt, and i guess no underwear or something andshe sat down by him and he started doin his lil "Im-blind-so-i-touch-things-to-see-what-they-are" routine and he went for the snatch, and im guessing since he blind he never touched actual pussy, and i guess he started to bang her or something but she had this look of grossed but it feels good, but im in school so i gotta hid that shit face, damn and when the blind dude got up he had nutted on him self, and i know all this cuz he sat at my table and would tell me... hahahah fuck High School was fuckin funny

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i don't find the siezure thing so funny (in basic training some guy went into siezures at a firing-range, and died... it wasn't that funny...) so siezures arn't that funny...

BUT HUMAN DOMES CATAPULTED TOWARDS GHONDOR IN LOTR3 IS FUCKIN HILARIOUS!!! me and my friend were the only ones in the giant imax theatre laughing, like 500-600 people in there, and we were the only two laughing...

SAME THING HAPPENED IN THAT WRONG TURN MOVIE, WHEN THAT FREAK HACKED THAT COPS HEAD OFF IN LIKE 4 CHOPS... SHIT WAS FUNNY....