i do

it was fun

I do!..its all i do..
How would i forget..
..I got a hard on..for no reason..felt it..& was like yam..
"Went to bed"..played with it..suddenly got this strange feelin'..thats it.
I could also remember that it took me like 2 hours that get that feelin'..
It was real sensitive after that,
& it left me with a sour arm.

ok,

so me and my friends hear about this party in kansas, in some cornfield. So we decide, hey we got the gas and the time, lets go.. So we drive the 5 hours from denver to Colby, Kansas. And we get there at like 5:00 PM, way to early for the party.. So we decide to go bowling, as soon as we walk in the door, we are confronted by these 3 girls.. One pinchs my ass and says, "Your a cutie!" and trys to walk off.. But I ain't about to have some bitch pinch my ass and walk off, so I call after her, and I'm like hey, come to this party with us.. So we don't go to party. We go to this kids house, and I bang the shit outta her for like 30 minutes, but only cause the condoms kept breaking.. I knew the bitch for like 45 minutes, it was cool.

my most recent sexual encounter was last friday, I got smashed at some party, passed out in some room.. And these 2 girls kidnap me and bang the shit outta me, then they call my mom, and are like, we are done with your son... where does he live lol, so they took me to my moms place, and I sat and cryed like a little baby how they took advantage of me.. Then the next day I was all happy...

ok how about this, who remember's the first time they jacked off?


yeah summer b4 seventh grade

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<center>HemiSphere
The Write Side Of Your Mind</center>

^ I do, best nut I ever had. Not even sex beat that shit, LOL ^

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first time: this one time at band camp, i stuffed a clarinet in this girl's ass
last time: this one time at high school, i snuck this girl into the band classroom and stuck an indian flute in this girls cooch...i feel sorry for anyone who gotta play that instrument.

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.TCS.

..Smells like a can of Luna Tuna..
& tastes even worse.

my first time was on my birthday, now she never let me put it in, shed give me head tho, but never let me fuck, well i guess since our bdays are two days apart she let me in... i got in four pumps then my mom hated and knocked on my door sayin some shit bouta birthday cake.... i remember onetime i was stayin over at her house cuz her parents left to northdakota to visit her sisters, and we fucked on they bed, but once again, i didnt nut cuz it kept slippin and she kept wantin me to hit it from the back and alkinds of shit... well first time i nutted we were in her car cuz we were watchin movies at her house and my car broke downa nd shit... well she takes off her pants and asks if i gotta condom and i say yeah, she says put it on, i last like 3 4 minutes.... and we thru the condom in my neighbors yard.... last time was the day after that and we were at her house watchin movies and i started to bang her under the blanket in front of her whole fam... she she says... "IM GETTIN HORNY. LETS GO TO UR HOUSE" so im down, we go to my room, now i may only last 10 minutes or whatever rightnow, but i guess i eat pussy good cuz shes cumming alkinds and shit so meh sex will last longer later on...

i remember th first time i jacked off was in the 6th grade.... i bought a cheap ass magazine off my homie, and i went home and got a fatt ass woody and shit... well i went to the bath room cuz i didnt know what i was doin... but i remember when i nutted, like 6 hand fulls came out and shit... all over the bath room floor and shit and my dick hurt like hell for like two days and shit

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HK The Great

such funny stories. cleanup is a bitch some would say. did u hump your birthday cake?
lol @ eatin pussy good.

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.TCS.

..Fish lips hehe..
Nah but its a good quality to posses. i guess.

Back of a truck goin down main street Lebanon Ky...15 yrs old....She was too skinny and wanted to stay on top...thus leading to a pelvic grind of immense pain. Wasn't all that enjoyable. COmpared to my last time....first time was shit. Last time though...that bitch was CrAzY O_o...I think I'm in love....with her pussy.

naw i didnt fuck my cake but i ate it real good

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HK The Great

man, i dont know bout u foos but i actually like eatin pussy, i guess i just like makin my girl happy and feel good... but i like seein her face when she cummin it looks tight

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HK The Great

yankin too hard

I never ate pussy before..but I plan on doin it before I die..just to see what it's like..ya'know?

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R.I.P. Bodie