naw i didnt fuck my cake but i ate it real good

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HK The Great

man, i dont know bout u foos but i actually like eatin pussy, i guess i just like makin my girl happy and feel good... but i like seein her face when she cummin it looks tight

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HK The Great

^ Its nothing to big, so dont be to excited... ^

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..Make sure she's bold..Or be prepared for furry dentures.

so what should I say?..be like..if you want me to eat yo pussy save yo cat?..because girls thats 15/16..dont think about shavin..well..atleast I dont think they think about it..

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R.I.P. Bodie

Indeed bald..
I got a little to excited..readin' all these romantic stories.

EDIT: they're not as innocent as they look..

sex is not innocent at all..imagine this..

a little tiny hole..never use to nothin..but a lil finger once in a while..suddenly..strectched open out of perportion..than constanly smashed repeatly until it hurts ..

that sounds like torture to me..

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R.I.P. Bodie

Originally Posted by Mental God
ok how about this, who remember's the first time they jacked off?

^^actually i do

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R.I.P. Bodie

Your first time this mornin?
..Pull out the stress toys..

naw..my first was in the 7th grade..unless you're talkin about the first I jacked off..the first time I jacked off was like 2 weeks after the first time I had sex..w00t w00t...

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R.I.P. Bodie

.....
Anybody ever bust on your girls face when she's giving you head?.......

That shit is hilarious the next day

hahaah i remember one time she was givin me head and i had to bust and we were talkin bout it a previous day, like bustin on her face or ass or something, she said "why would u wanna do something liek that for??" so i said just for fun.. anyways.. shes givin me head and i have to bust and usually ill tell her so she take her mouth off and i bust somewhere else or something... well i didnt say shit and nutted in her mouth.. it wasnt alot cuz that was like the third nut that morning and shit but it was enuff and she was like "OMG THATS GROSS... IT TASTE LIKE SALT AND EEWWWWWWWW" i was fuckin rollin... ever since then ive been scared to get head cuz she said she gonna make me nut in her mouth and she gonna kiss me an spit it down in my mouth and shit...

damn i love my girlfriend

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HK The Great

LMAO