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Old 06-14-03, 12:41 PM   #1
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jokes.............................

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aight a man walks in a gay club to get a drink cause he's very thirsty

well he goes to the bartender and ask for a club soda so the bartender says you can only get drinks if ya have a name for ya dick so the dude says what do you mean so the bartender calls a regular over and he tells the man that his dicks name is m&m's cause it melts in ya mouth not in ya hand then his friend comes over and says his dicks name is oscar cause its huge as a suasage

so the man says well my dicks name is secrate cause its strong enuff for a man but made for a women

then leaves outta the bar screamin flammer's


lol


anyways yall got some funny's
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Old 06-14-03, 03:04 PM   #2
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Old 06-14-03, 03:17 PM   #3
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blah blah blah just tryna have some fun
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Old 06-14-03, 03:49 PM   #4
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so the man says well my dicks name is secrate cause its strong enuff for a man but made for a women

^^^^i said that.............that was me!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 06-14-03, 03:54 PM   #5
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what you mean you made up the joke well maybe ya did i heard the shit from some dike
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Old 06-14-03, 04:02 PM   #6
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ur so stupid....

u made this damn thread!!!
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Old 06-14-03, 04:03 PM   #7
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nah im fuckin around that shits funny as fuck
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Old 06-14-03, 04:21 PM   #8
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what you mean you made up the joke well maybe ya did i heard the shit from some dike


i was the man i the bar......based on a tru story
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Old 06-14-03, 08:44 PM   #9
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i was the man i the bar......based on a tru story


**morphs into a 14 year old schoolboy**

you walked into a gay bar? ewwwwwww! homo! homo!

lmao, j/k.
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Old 06-14-03, 10:32 PM   #10
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lol
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Old 06-15-03, 01:36 AM   #11
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That shit was off uh BET Comic View, I forgot the comedian tho....

and I'm pretty sure it's 'secret' pal..........
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Old 06-15-03, 01:37 AM   #12
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A blonde and a gay man have to catch an airplane for an important meeting. Which one gets there first?







The faggot because he already has his shit packed.
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Old 06-16-03, 03:45 AM   #13
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thats a good one................^^^^^^^^^^^^

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Old 06-16-03, 05:19 AM   #14
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lol @ Muthugga
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Old 06-16-03, 01:02 PM   #15
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So Jesus walks into a hotel, throws some nails on the counter and says "can you put me up for the night."
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