this just happened to me a minute ago and im a bit upset about it but i dont know why the fuck it happened so tell me whats the prob

i get like this sometimes but it wasnt as bad as just a minute ago

i started pissin in the toilet and you know how you look down and expect to see where the piss is goin? My shit went two completely different directions and luckily i had a trash can next to tha toilet so i pissed in the trash can and the toilet bowl at the same time and I kinda like swiftly panicked and tugged on my dick to pull the dickhead open I guess and at the same time making sure I wasnt somehow pissing on a string hanging off of my pants (they pajamas holla!!!)

so yeah

how/why the fuck does that happen and does it happen to you?

i had to clean out the trashcan with a towel.

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