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11-22-05, 06:19 PM

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Okay...here's one way to tell if you're ugly or not...

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funny how Potato head lookin mofos are talkin bout how other people look

check this

If a chick has ever said to you, "You have pretty eyes" you can BET YOUR BOTTOM DOLLAR YO ASS IS UGLY.

Chicks say that when they can't find anything else to compliment your BUTT FUGLY ASS on

So...if you've ever heard the words, "You have pretty eyes," you are UGLY.

PERIOD.

case closed

moving on

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11-22-05, 06:21 PM

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im ugly as hell, but still pull fine girls....

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11-22-05, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Phenom-in-all

im ugly as hell, but still pull fine girls....

no doubt...this one chick taught me something a long time ago that I'll never forget...I was a freshman in college and she was from New York, fly chick named Capri. Anyway, she said, "If you don't have looks, yoiu need to have height or body, or a nice personality. You just have to have SOMETHING working for you." From that point on, I never felt intimidated by anybody when it came to me having or not having something. You just accentuate your positive attributes and you CAN NOT go wrong.

UGLY or not.

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11-22-05, 06:30 PM

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yup, i know i aint no fine boy, but that dont stop me gettin pussy, jus be yourself, nice, polite, crack a few jokes make them laugh n ur 70% of the way there... but the funny thing is, i do have nice eyes lol my eyes are extremely bright blue

11-22-05, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by leady

are you for or against lying?

lol

seriously...like, tell chicks you're working with scientists to develop a cure for cancer in kids

lol

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11-22-05, 06:32 PM

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LMAO, what if you really do have nice eyes?

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11-22-05, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Apexx

LMAO, what if you really do have nice eyes?

^word I was gonna say same thing. =/

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11-22-05, 06:46 PM

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^word I was gonna say same thing. =/

haha, word to that. This is the type of shit that happens when you don't think before talkin' lol. life is good.

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11-22-05, 06:39 PM

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if im just looking for a quick fuck, the yeh im gonna lie just to do what i need to get them pants on the floor, but i see a girl n she get me feeling like... daaaaaaaaamn u nice, i wanna get to know u n all that shit, ima just approach, n chat general, not talking too much about myself, n if i think, this is definately a girl for more than a quick fuck, ill be real with her... but if she just got me like, meh maybe first impression was wrong, then ill maybe tell a few lies to get them pants off, but it all depends on the situation really

11-22-05, 06:43 PM

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where I'm from, girls ain't into if you look like a magazine dude or not. It's 1) If you take care of yourself (like clean shaved and keep your fit fresh) 2) If you a nice guy, and can actually entertain a girl (meaning convo's, or actually talking to her and her friends) 3) $$$ (you wouldn't believe how many cats live with their parents still and don't have a whip). 3 outta 3, I guess I'm straight.

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11-22-05, 06:46 PM

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^^^^well...if I was into chicks, I think I'd do well up there...Chicks like my mannerisms...I'm real particular about how I keep myself up...nah mean...so yea...and as for convo?...yea...I can do that...but, I learned from experience that chicks really do prefer u to be yourself unless they are high maintenance or stuck up

I can't stand stuck up chicks...esp. if they don't have their shit together (i.e., job/education/dreams/REAL HAIR)

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11-22-05, 07:32 PM

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Lol @ dudes saying they lie to get pussy...

How un-interesting must you be if your a rapper and you still need to lie to get poon..leady..

Btw.. Guys do that type of 'nice eyes' shit too.. Its just being polite to chicks who obviously would never have a chance at getting with you............

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11-22-05, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Nostradamus

man are you retarded.... first off, not every girl likes rap, seconly being a rapper will not impress every girl you meet, thats a fact of life, also there are girls who look for stuff you might not have, really good education for example, or somebody who does stuff for others e.g charity work, if a girl makes an indication they like that kinda shit, that says if u dont show ur "into that" aswell, chances are u wont get nothing.

girls in diff countries are different though, most here are gold diggers or look for "bad boys"........ but no matter what you say, theres ALLWAYS times you need to lie, ive never once said that i lie everytime, like i said, it depends on the girl and the situation.

if your in a bar selling drugs, n she asks what your doing there on your own, you aint gonna say.. im selling coke are you??? no are you fuck.... thats just an example by the way

11-23-05, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by leady

man are you retarded.... first off, not every girl likes rap, seconly being a rapper will not impress every girl you meet, thats a fact of life, also there are girls who look for stuff you might not have, really good education for example,
somethin you obviously dont have
or somebody who does stuff for others e.g charity work,
you ARE charity, wtf?
if a girl makes an indication they like that kinda shit, that says if u dont show ur "into that" aswell, chances are u wont get nothing.
if a bitch wont let you fuck just because you dont volunteer charity work, then thats an obvious excuse that they dont want to fuck you. flat out

girls in diff countries are different though, most here are gold diggers or look for "bad boys"........
its like that pretty much everywhere. All hoes are bitches that want money and that want their fuckin ass beat every now and then.
but no matter what you say, theres ALLWAYS times you need to lie, ive never once said that i lie everytime, like i said, it depends on the girl and the situation.
lie? nah, I dont lie, my game is too strong for that. You dont have to lie, just dont tell them whatever. And you have to be witty.

if your in a bar selling drugs, n she asks what your doing there on your own, you aint gonna say.. im selling coke are you??? no are you fuck.... thats just an example by the way

wooow, Im sure you have TONS of experience with females, leady. But in all honesty, you never know.
Some niggas thats lame as hell, you know them funny lookin niggas, they be hangin around mass hoes, and gettin on too.
But niggas like me, I dont hang around hoes, cos they know, I want to fuck. I got maybe 4 or 5 female friends, but toherwise that, I fuck them, keep they number, and call them, and fuck them again.
Im not a player, I just crush alot.

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If you do kegel excercises, you would be able to do something similar without having to hold your tip shut with your hand. After you've been doing them, hold off ejaculating as long as you can to really let the pressure build and then aim for your girlfriend's eye and let 'er rip.. You might get lucky and shoot her eye out. That's probably exaggerating it a bit, but it will still be hilarious

11-23-05, 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Will S.Unyu

Im not a player, I just crush alot.

LMAOOOOO sigged... (and yes I know it was Pun first... just aint heard anyone use this in like 3 years... I used to say that shit all the time. LMAO)

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