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Old 11-28-06, 11:00 AM   #1
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Sex Maniac Battle - Ace Heratoga vs Nick Fletcher

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Verses Due Thursday at 11:59PM Eastern
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The aim of this battle is to use sex themed punches.

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Old 11-28-06, 12:08 PM   #2
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check check... 20 correct?
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Old 11-28-06, 12:11 PM   #3
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Old 11-28-06, 02:57 PM   #4
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Aight, check it. When it comes to pussy, I'm a fucking genius. So you need to step back and learn from a fucking SEXUAL GOD!!!


Check it...
Man I love sex.. every style, I ain't fussy
So fuck punchlines, I'll whip my dick out 'n' penetrate this pussy
I'm raw in the bedroom.. my sexual prowess'll compromise ya vision
But you'll never see me on top, 'coz I fucking love the cowgirl position
My piece stays constantly wet, whilst ure dick gets no clout
Just kiddin', with girls Ace is known to get laid.............THE FUCK OUT!
Yeah, this guy has no experience.. you know I ain't lyin' G
The only girl who ever got him in the sack..
.. was his mom before she went and dumped him in the sea
You can't even test my foreplay.. even if cunnilingus is your best element
'Coz bitch, I eat so much bush..
.. I could be considered a threat to the president
Hell, only pussy you'll taste is when my left punch soars
'Coz that's the one I'm always using when I'm fistin' whores
Chicks know I'm the better lay, they don't wanna play wit ure dead cock
And they call me fuckin' Fred Flintstone the way I make the bed rock
I fuck bitches morning, noon 'n' night.. but Ace, I'll get to you eventually
'Coz I'm known to piledrive a pussy.. but with you it won't be sexually
You can bark, growl and bite.. hell, I heard you licked balls for a while
The shit just don't matter when your facin' the king of DOGGY STYLE
I'm a sexual god.. so let me just remind..
.. you that if its in the bedroom or not, I WILL TAKE A BITCH FROM BEHIND

That's how the real pimps do it.
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Old 11-29-06, 04:12 PM   #5
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Haha iight sooonnnn.... Must be giving ya left hand quite a work out...

Whooaaaa...

Wax is so sick... like an Yeast infected cunt
But this smeez...
Said 'Yea I'll blow Nick' and pulled out a blunt
ya girl's been fuckin around with the condoms she stole
She wants me to Poke her, she loves having an Ace in her hole
He claiming Zeus status on this sex shit, thats strange but hey
We all know its a lie...
when you drop 20 posts and 3 verses in the same day...
Pimps don't spend all day at the computer, call me a hater...
Cause every scene you described was found in ya Windows Media Player
His man said 'It's All Love', wether he likes it or not
Keeps his Sex life secret cuz still has that Un-told Bitch on his cock
Ya Sex Drive got one gear... and thats eat her box
Unfortunately for her, after foreplay... the shit. just.. stops...
Girls say I'm a hard head, I get it up and keep it ready
She screaming 'Oh My God OH MY GOD' While im hittin it missionary
Ya ex told me something funny... I ain't gonna dip on ya thin dick
But she must been a heroin addict... she wasn't feelin that pin prick

How the hell you get here? Everything you spits whack
And you whole fuckin steez.. is Faker than THIS RACK!



Come on maaaannnn.... we all know your not pimp...
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Old 12-02-06, 02:41 AM   #6
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*Bump* this has been open for awhle now >:O
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Old 12-02-06, 04:45 AM   #7
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You can't even test my foreplay.. even if cunnilingus is your best element
'Coz bitch, I eat so much bush..
.. I could be considered a threat to the president
--lol, decent
Hell, only pussy you'll taste is when my left punch soars
'Coz that's the one I'm always using when I'm fistin' whores
--your best line by far, lol.
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ya girl's been fuckin around with the condoms she stole
She wants me to Poke her, she loves having an Ace in her hole
--nice, good nameplay on yourself
He claiming Zeus status on this sex shit, thats strange but hey
We all know its a lie...
when you drop 20 posts and 3 verses in the same day...
--ROFL......haha
Pimps don't spend all day at the computer, call me a hater...
Cause every scene you described was found in ya Windows Media Player
---Great, laughed at this too




this was a fun battle to read but im scoring it with ace having the two funniest/best punches in the battle...good stuff to both.

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Old 12-02-06, 07:21 AM   #8
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Up over no-shows.
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Old 12-02-06, 10:39 AM   #9
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im def gonna have ta go with nick here he just came overall better he stuck ta the subject more yet he still dissed his apponent where as ace just focused on how nick wasnt a pimp instead of the subject............... so in my opinion

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Old 12-02-06, 10:44 AM   #10
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1 vote... to 1 vote

WOW!! This is nail-biting tension I can tell you...
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Old 12-02-06, 06:30 PM   #11
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My piece stays constantly wet, whilst ure dick gets no clout
Just kiddin', with girls Ace is known to get laid.............THE FUCK OUT!
You can't even test my foreplay.. even if cunnilingus is your best element
'Coz bitch, I eat so much bush..
.. I could be considered a threat to the president
Hell, only pussy you'll taste is when my left punch soars
'Coz that's the one I'm always using when I'm fistin' whores
I fuck bitches morning, noon 'n' night.. but Ace, I'll get to you eventually
'Coz I'm known to piledrive a pussy.. but with you it won't be sexually
You can bark, growl and bite.. hell, I heard you licked balls for a while
The shit just don't matter when your facin' the king of DOGGY STYLE

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ya girl's been fuckin around with the condoms she stole
She wants me to Poke her, she loves having an Ace in her hole
He claiming Zeus status on this sex shit, thats strange but hey
We all know its a lie...
when you drop 20 posts and 3 verses in the same day...
Pimps don't spend all day at the computer, call me a hater...
Cause every scene you described was found in ya Windows Media Player
His man said 'It's All Love', wether he likes it or not
Keeps his Sex life secret cuz still has that Un-told Bitch on his cock
Ya ex told me something funny... I ain't gonna dip on ya thin dick
But she must been a heroin addict... she wasn't feelin that pin prick

Hmm, really close battle right here. Some really played lines in this, but also some really funny shit, felt this battle was kinda hit and miss, but a lot of hits and an entertaining read. Tough call here, but after reviewin' shit and readin' this a couple times, I think Ace got it.

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Old 12-03-06, 02:17 AM   #12
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Bump wtf... you clowns are sleeeepping
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Old 12-03-06, 08:32 AM   #13
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Ace Heratoga wins 2-1.

Ace Heratoga wins.
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