Due times:
Check in due Wednesday 11.59pm EST.
- if you don't check in by this time, and you DO end up posting, -2 votes.
Verses due by Friday 11.59pm EST. Yeah, that's eastern. not pacific.
Lateness = -2 votes even IF your opponent allows you to post late.
Max. extension = 24 hours, to be granted by your opponent.

Line limits:
10 min and 20 max. for regular battles. 16 min and no max in champ matches. If no line limit agreed, second battler to post must match first battler. But ultimately, first battler gets to set the line number by how much he posts.

Goodluck.

__________________
Fear

Check check check check it out. Droppin 16. Sound tasty?

__________________

sure lets go 16 then

I didn't see anything about linking in the rules. If it's not allow'd my bad and I'll take my DQ like a man. Onward.

Y'know thinkin bout this battle and it's lookin kinda blah,
I'll put money on him sayin something about fuckin my ma,
Or maybe he'll talk about stealin my girl and layin her down,
To bad he'll just freeze up cuz he can't talk big with her around,*
I'm havin fun with this battle, not takin it too serious this time,
I'd like you to take a look and listen at my JTR nursery rhyme,
Jack'll take Jill, back to the crib and try to put shit down,
He'll reach up her dress, turn UPS, then run to pack some brown,
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick as he needed a beanstalk to climb,
Fi, Fie, Fo, Fum, he moaned as he came, in only a moment's time,
Haha, not knockin your life but there's something I don't get,
If you get so high and drunk, why are you always on the internet,
Oh wait, matter of fact I may have to take back that last line,
Me scared to lose? Not when he has trouble just checkin in on time,**
This was mine from the start, everyone knows you could only be in jest,
As for now all you gotta do is bend over and do the pose you do best...***

* http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=246621
** http://community.rapverse.com/showp...463&postcount=8
*** http://community.rapverse.com/showp...080&postcount=5

I couldn't think of a closer for the life of me. lol G'Luck Jack T.R.

__________________

Aight then, i'll just have fun with my verse and keystyle too lol

Get dealt some pain, ur such a fucking noob it's easy to tell ya lame
Cuz all ya verses are based around a Link like a fucking Zelda game
I'll belt this dame, wreckin this fruit with a weapon or two
LFS is my bitch, this aint a battle it's just a domestic dispute
I look better then you, any girl steppin to dude must be fucking stupid
Cuz I can bet his virginity that he'll never fucking lose it
You're useless, this such a blowout no wonder i dont seem scared
Ahaha, they gon under-quote me just to make their votes seem fair
I'm hotter then a solar beam flair, ask ya bitch she licked my peanuts
And she musta thought my penis was a secret cuz she kept it between us
Stop lieing you couldn't freestyle, and im bout to get pushy
Cuz ya rhymes are like babies during child labor
...they soooo slow to come out of a pussy
I'll murder this barker with no bite, he's never heard that he's harder
Cuz his rhymes only get felt when he writes them in permanent marker
U spit plenty dirt, i can tell he's already hurt when i let the semi squirt
You're gettin blown out like ya birthday cake's candles on the 21st

Happy early B-day homie, good luck

Haha, not knockin your life but there's something I don't get,
If you get so high and drunk, why are you always on the internet,

vs.

Get dealt some pain, ur such a fucking noob it's easy to tell ya lame
Cuz all ya verses are based around a Link like a fucking Zelda game
I'm hotter then a solar beam flair, ask ya bitch she licked my peanuts
And she musta thought my penis was a secret cuz she kept it between us
I'll belt this dame, wreckin this fruit with a weapon or two
LFS is my bitch, this aint a battle it's just a domestic dispute



Another blow out battle...JTR always coming clever and witty in ur verse...made me laugh and really attacked your opponent well. No contest here. LFS....Expected more from ya...your verse was pretty basic and lacked real creativity and hard punches....and having to explain your punches doesnt really show confidence....i like to get the punch with out having to do research on ur lines lol.....nice battle guys.


v/jtr

__________________
A LIFE OF CHRYME

U spit plenty dirt, i can tell he's already hurt when i let the semi squirt
You're gettin blown out like ya birthday cake's candles on the 21st

siick closer

I'll belt this dame, wreckin this fruit with a weapon or two
LFS is my bitch, this aint a battle it's just a domestic dispute


JTR would win in my mind, if my vote counted.

__________________
On The Mic I'm Number One...I'm Also Number Two...
The

TAKE MY ADVICE FROM PEOPLE FROM CANADA nd FUCK YA LYFE

Well it doesnt so FUCK YOU

LOL jkk home boy, thanks for the feed man, good lookss, nice battle LFS lets hope for a lot of votage

LFS
Y'know thinkin bout this battle and it's lookin kinda blah,
I'll put money on him sayin something about fuckin my ma,
Nah
Or maybe he'll talk about stealin my girl and layin her down,
To bad he'll just freeze up cuz he can't talk big with her around,*
Nah
I'm havin fun with this battle, not takin it too serious this time,
I'd like you to take a look and listen at my JTR nursery rhyme,
Jack'll take Jill, back to the crib and try to put shit down,
He'll reach up her dress, turn UPS, then run to pack some brown,
I'm grouping these 4 together because it was a 2 line set up but then a nursery rhyme that didn't really throw a punch.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick as he needed a beanstalk to climb,
Fi, Fie, Fo, Fum, he moaned as he came, in only a moment's time,
I get you're still going with the nursery rhyme shit, this was almost funny.
Haha, not knockin your life but there's something I don't get,
If you get so high and drunk, why are you always on the internet,
Bit more personal, nice.
Oh wait, matter of fact I may have to take back that last line,
Me scared to lose? Not when he has trouble just checkin in on time,**
Nah
This was mine from the start, everyone knows you could only be in jest,
As for now all you gotta do is bend over and do the pose you do best...*
Nah, link punches are so '05 man, try to avoid them.

Vs.

JTR
Get dealt some pain, ur such a fucking noob it's easy to tell ya lame
Cuz all ya verses are based around a Link like a fucking Zelda game
Wicked punch.
I'll belt this dame, wreckin this fruit with a weapon or two
LFS is my bitch, this aint a battle it's just a domestic dispute
Not bad.
I look better then you, any girl steppin to dude must be fucking stupid
Cuz I can bet his virginity that he'll never fucking lose it
Hahaha, pretty good.
You're useless, this such a blowout no wonder i dont seem scared
Ahaha, they gon under-quote me just to make their votes seem fair
Meh
I'm hotter then a solar beam flair, ask ya bitch she licked my peanuts
And she musta thought my penis was a secret cuz she kept it between us
Hahaha, nice.
Stop lieing you couldn't freestyle, and im bout to get pushy
Cuz ya rhymes are like babies during child labor
...they soooo slow to come out of a pussy
Blah
I'll murder this barker with no bite, he's never heard that he's harder
Cuz his rhymes only get felt when he writes them in permanent marker
I dig it.
U spit plenty dirt, i can tell he's already hurt when i let the semi squirt
You're gettin blown out like ya birthday cake's candles on the 21st
Meh.


Was a prety one sided battle, JTR took it.

Vote: JTR

Y'know thinkin bout this battle and it's lookin kinda blah,
I'll put money on him sayin something about fuckin my ma,
^Naaah.

Or maybe he'll talk about stealin my girl and layin her down,
To bad he'll just freeze up cuz he can't talk big with her around,*
^Naaah.

I'm havin fun with this battle, not takin it too serious this time,
I'd like you to take a look and listen at my JTR nursery rhyme,
^Naaah.

Jack'll take Jill, back to the crib and try to put shit down,
He'll reach up her dress, turn UPS, then run to pack some brown,
^Haha. Alright.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick as he needed a beanstalk to climb,
Fi, Fie, Fo, Fum, he moaned as he came, in only a moment's time,
^Naaah.

Haha, not knockin your life but there's something I don't get,
If you get so high and drunk, why are you always on the internet,
^Naaah.

Oh wait, matter of fact I may have to take back that last line,
Me scared to lose? Not when he has trouble just checkin in on time,**
^Alright.

This was mine from the start, everyone knows you could only be in jest,
As for now all you gotta do is bend over and do the pose you do best...***
^Alright.

Get dealt some pain, ur such a fucking noob it's easy to tell ya lame
Cuz all ya verses are based around a Link like a fucking Zelda game
^No feeding, bro.

I'll belt this dame, wreckin this fruit with a weapon or two
LFS is my bitch, this aint a battle it's just a domestic dispute
^Alright,

I look better then you, any girl steppin to dude must be fucking stupid
Cuz I can bet his virginity that he'll never fucking lose it
^Haha.

You're useless, this such a blowout no wonder i dont seem scared
Ahaha, they gon under-quote me just to make their votes seem fair
^Nah.

I'm hotter then a solar beam flair, ask ya bitch she licked my peanuts
And she musta thought my penis was a secret cuz she kept it between us
^Alright.

Stop lieing you couldn't freestyle, and im bout to get pushy
Cuz ya rhymes are like babies during child labor
...they soooo slow to come out of a pussy
^Naaah.

I'll murder this barker with no bite, he's never heard that he's harder
Cuz his rhymes only get felt when he writes them in permanent marker
^Pretty decent.

U spit plenty dirt, i can tell he's already hurt when i let the semi squirt
You're gettin blown out like ya birthday cake's candles on the 21st
^Alright.

Pretty one-sided. LFS, you didn't come as hard as you did last week, you kinda lacked any killer punches. JTR, your verse was pretty sick. But you can't feed, bro. Try to chill with that.

V/JTR

__________________

it wasnt feeding lol...

How do you figure? I looked through a few of his past battles and didn't see any verses with links in them or anything. My mistake If I'm incorrect though.

__________________

ill tell u why it wasnt in a message, i dont wanna freepost anymore or potentially sway votes

only 3-0, i expected worse. oh well.

__________________