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Old 06-21-04, 04:37 PM   #1
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9 things i hate about everyone ...

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1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....
I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass?
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Old 06-21-04, 04:41 PM   #2
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oh and i got this from another site,i didnt make it up ... just thought it was pretty funny ...

im out.
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Old 06-21-04, 04:44 PM   #3
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hmmm...yea I saw that on another site as well...
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Old 06-21-04, 04:48 PM   #4
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Quote:
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1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....
I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?


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Old 06-21-04, 04:57 PM   #5
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7,8 and 9 were gay.........some other ones were funny though
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Old 06-21-04, 05:06 PM   #6
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Old 06-21-04, 05:47 PM   #7
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funny shyt what website did u find it at...??
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Old 06-21-04, 06:59 PM   #8
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first 6 were somewhat humorous...

...the last 3 were gay as hell though...
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Old 06-21-04, 07:12 PM   #9
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lol....I aint neva thought about it like dat b4.....
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Old 06-21-04, 07:13 PM   #10
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tight they were kinda funny
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Old 06-21-04, 07:15 PM   #11
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Some Weree 'Dumb' .. Others Were Witty' ..!!!!
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Old 06-21-04, 08:02 PM   #12
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This was pretty funny.. but whats even funnier is GottaAsswhoopin's Avatar lols hahaha that shit had me laughin..
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Old 06-21-04, 08:05 PM   #13
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Old 06-22-04, 01:35 AM   #14
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if u had made that up i'd elect you as the clown in RB









by the way, it's a compliment
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Old 06-22-04, 01:37 AM   #15
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i didn't look at life this way, it's kn da tru in a way though
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