IP: 0825 899A


Wake up, brush my whites, grab my cell phone and textuals
On my way to the booth, seen someting kinda skeptical
The bitch looked good, also said she practiced medical
Kinda muscular to......wait, this bitchs a transexual!
my tounge numb, and I puke on the steering
The sick thought burned my pupils, now my eyesights tearing

Fuck that, nobody knows, ill just go to the Booth.
Anybody ask, simple and plain, dont tell em the Truth.
Park the dodge, but the smell of vomit started marinating.
Out the rear view i see Dan "Hurry up nigga we waiting!"
Felt like they already know, now my hearts kinda racing
I think he seen me grab his ass, without much hesitation!

Popped a few asprin, unlock the door, after cleaning the puke.
Contimplating did he see me, does he think im a fruit!
Reason im so worried because I see his jeep pass by
Oh shit, he prolly thinks I made a pass at this guy
"Nigga i seen some fag feeling up one of these trannys"
"U shoulda seen it, he kissed it, and even massaged its fanny"
Yea i seen it too!, Sweating while walking going along
While he and I both laughed, as if i done nothing wrong

Tweak the doorknob, walk in and see the rest of my peeps
"Hurry up and drop ya part, man we aint got all week"
Said Tee from behind the windows, taking off the headphones
"Damn nigga, fuck was U at, what took you so long?"
Had to take a shit dog, you know how that go
Come on man just cut the beat on, what we wasting time fo'
Threw the phones on, after i closed to booth room door
Couldnt think though, still nervous bout the he/she whore

Finally finshed, take the phones off, creeped out wit my bars
We shut shit down, play fighting on the way to the cars
"I lined up some hoes tonight bro" said Tee from the Honda
"Tesha, Peaches and CoCo, and her sister Sha Ronda"
Aiight bro, imma hit chu at eight
And when I call gimmie tha code so i can unlock tha gate
"Aiight I got cha, holla at me tonight"
"Betta brang my 10 dollars, i dont wanna have to fight"
So anywayz we depart, Im jamming Screw to the Pad
Stopped by tha store, grab condoms just in case of a rash
Hit the garauge, hop out, quickly jump in the shower
Called Dan, 'Say bro imma be there in an hour'
Jump out, deodorize, cologine and cant pass up listerine
Grab the chain off the counter, toss on tha beleztine

Now im ready, grab my keys, throw my reeboks on
Leather shorts, Celtics jersey, slide the green socks on
Set the alarm step out and put these keys in tha slab
cant forget to tote the condoms, fuck picking up crabs
Bout 20 minutes later call Dans apartments
Open up nigga so the gate a open,then i can park it
Dan pulled rite behind me, in the parking space next
We got out I thought what if had had gay sex?
Fuck it we here now time to feel somthing gushy
The door was already open, but I didnt see pussy

Tee nigga quit playing, were da females at?
Bet not be no ugly hoes, I dont fuck hood rats
Walked to the back room, opened the door real slowly
"thats strange, for a dude he got alot of bags from foleys"
Said Dan as I walked out to search the other places
"Do Dan have a girlfriend", as i touched the plastic faces (hold wigs)
Walked out behind Dan, "What the fuck are you doing!?!"
Is all i heard when seen Dan and another man screwing!!

He looked up non chalant, you boys are right in time
And oh shit, he was fucking the fag I met at the stop sign!
"What about the hoes?!" looking away, almost sheading a tear
Well i had to say something to get chu going over here