i was woke up from the sounds of a crackhead gettin jumped/
toke a look out the window and saw a bitch gettin pumped/
i was a little hungry so i walked in the kitchen/
my grandma told we have no cereal so i started bitchin/
well i guess i'll watch a little cable television/
there was a commerecial against weed saying make the right decision/
i turned that shit cause i ain't even trying to hear it/
i fall on floor and i'm bleeding but we have no first aid kit/
fuck it i decide to play some on my playstation two/
but the gotdamn power cuts off right out of the blue/
i put on some clothes and decide to just go chill/
and out of nowhere i found a hundred dollar bill/
i'm thinking this day is really brighten up/
i go to buy some cd's and find out the 100 is fake aww fuck/
so now i'm on my way to the fucking jail/
and i don't have enough moeny to post my damn bail/
i call my grandma to come and get me out/
and she starts bitching asking me what this is about/
but she comes to get me out the damn slamma/
its a good thing too them niggas was listening to mc hamma/
i'm walking down street and i see this fine girl/
i'm trying to get in her panties telling her i can give her the world/
i find out she is a hooker saying if i wanna hit that shit i gotta pay/
u know what niggas i am haveing a really shitty day/

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