Here is a riddle,

A man wakes up one night, goes down stairs and gets a glass of water. He drinks it and turns that light out and walks back up to his room.
He wakes up the next morning, looks at the news paper and sees that a ship crashed last night. He stares at it in shock because he knows it is his fault.

~How was the ship wreck his fault?


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Answer~ He was sleeping in the lighthouse. It never says he turned on the light.... When he turned out the light,the ship couldnt see the harbor,so it wrecked.

If you know any riddeles....Post em'.

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fuck you and your riddles, bitch.

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Ok heres one.

Whats little and talks big, with midget arms, and creamy white filling in the middle??

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oooooooooooooooooooo DAMN............ YOU'VE BEEN TOLD

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shut the fuck up

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You said that already. .....

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A man is lost in the jungle and his tour guide was eaten by a tiger. He remembers however that before his tour guide was eaten, he told him of two tribes in the area.

One tribe, was a truth telling tribe, and they only ever told the truth. They were a good tribe.

The second tribe, was a lying tribe. They lied about everything and were headhunters. They were a bad tribe..

The man, annoyed because he was lost, stumbled accross a tribesman.. He wanted to ask for directions, but realsed that if he was a liar tribesman, he would get the wrong answer. What question could he ask the unknown tribesman, to get directions to the truth telling tribe?

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stop askin dumb questions.
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Wrong.


If he is a liar tribe, he has to lie, so wont say yes, which means both would say no.

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Nope. If he asks him if hes part of the lying tribe, he will say no.. If he is part of the truth telling tribe, he will say no. That question gets him no closer to getting directions to the truth telling tribe.

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Damn, I heard this so many times.

I'm gonna remember

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The answer is, Which way to your tribe?

The liars would show the way to the truth telling tribe, and the truth tellers would show the way to their own tribe.

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I know that oine now, here's a new one sorta, prtty dumb.

A pick up truck is found 1 mile into the desert, roughly 10 metres away from this truck is a man, hanging from a large pole of wood, with his feet 1/2 a metre up into the air.

How did he get there???

There was nobody else involved.

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He was sky diving and his parachute got caught on a telephone poll.

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RIP jono, peace out bboy.
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