then the wife is killed by a suicide bomber...

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then SPuL laughs at the wife, and then fucks Jill...

then spul realizes jill is a penguin and he slips into a coma

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and woke up 30 years later to find out...

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then he realizes SHE isn't a penguin, and that she jus has a penguin on her shirt. So they continue fuckin' and leave town and die together.

and jill goes to heaven while spul goes to hell for eating beef..

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but SPuL doesn't care as long as Jill goes to heaven. SPuL Goes to Hell but Sebastian goes to Heaven along wit Jill, yo.

And while in hell SPul has a horny bird like the one in Little Nicky hump him.....

and then Majestic sees SPuL fuckin ....

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And joins in.....

then "SPuL" takes off his mask, and it's really Sdizzle in disguise...

MAjestic notices this and runs to the garbage can and vomits.

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then i come along and shove majestic into the garbage can and put the lid on...

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while this is going on.....

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...The real Renegade before Hova...