Right i was at my girl's house last night and she musta come upstairs with some food.

She had a peach and she offered me some of it.

I was like "nah i ain't even feelin for that right about now"

But she kept on insisting on me having a lil bit of it

So right i took a bite out of it and i was like "eurghh that's foul" cos i'd never eaten the skin of a peach before.

Now fast forward like 10 minutes later.....

we were chillin in her room watchin tv and my mouth was feelin funny so i asked her if my lip was swollen or some shit like that and she was like "DAYMMNNN!!!" and she told me to look in the mirror.

The side of my bottom lip was swollen like hell cos i had had an allergic reaction to the skin of the peach.

And it kept on swellin up for like another hour.

No one could keep a straight face when they saw me.

I'm pissed cos it's still a bit swollen and i got lessons tomorrow...

OWNED.

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lol @ owned by a peach

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your girl set you up with a peach lol...